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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Was that satire or were they actually serious as cancer?

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Was that satire or were they actually serious as cancer?

 

When they say rhythm is a dancer?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Was that satire or were they actually serious as cancer?

 

When they say rhythm is a dancer?

 

Those folks would forbid Snap from performing. That's no laughing matter :(

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Judging by the background scenery, i can't help wonder if the cat survived the fall or not :*

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I've heard of at least one cat tha survived the fall from ten stories up. Also one baby repeated this, though s/he was helped by a canvas at bottom level.

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Survival rates for falls can get silly for light weight animals. The inverse of square cube can surprise. I believe I've heard that feline survival of heights like that is precisely one of the causes for the 9-lives concept, moreso than landing on their feet.

 

I wouldn't throw a puppy off a bridge or anything to test it. But I'd be glad to assume the best for that gif. While cringing every time it repeats.

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I've heard about Santa, but who's Edward Cullen? :banghead:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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I've heard about Santa, but who's Edward Cullen? :banghead:

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The ladies go all nuts over him... :ermm:

Looks more like some kind of androgynous being. Are you sure it's male'? :huh:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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I have an overpowering urge to burn him with sunlight. But I'm not sure if that's just being a man, or my finely game-honed vampire hunting instincts.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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That's not a vampire, though. It's a living, mindless marble statue that sparkles in sunlight.

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Ah, have you seen George Takei's inspired "form an alliance of Star Wars and Star Trek fans to burn Twilight out from the collective consciousness of the world"?

 

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Edit: Although a quote I did like:

 

"if Dracula was based in part on Vlad the Impaler, would that mean that Edward Cullen was based in part on Tony Blair?"

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