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The distinction between an "actual religion" and a "parody religion" is not one I would ask a government to try to define.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I worshiped a guy called Dave when I was university, so I could get out of the Christian Union trying to make me a member.

 

"Our God is almighty!"

"Well, I really think this is a discussion you should be having with Dave. He's just over there at the bar. Go ask him if it's OK for me to switch."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I worshiped a guy called Dave when I was university, so I could get out of the Christian Union trying to make me a member.

 

"Our God is almighty!"

"Well, I really think this is a discussion you should be having with Dave. He's just over there at the bar. Go ask him if it's OK for me to switch."

I find it disturbing that you chose to worship a man instead of a woman.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I worshiped a guy called Dave when I was university, so I could get out of the Christian Union trying to make me a member.

 

"Our God is almighty!"

"Well, I really think this is a discussion you should be having with Dave. He's just over there at the bar. Go ask him if it's OK for me to switch."

I find it disturbing that you chose to worship a man instead of a woman.

 

Well there's only one thing we can read from this. Wals has breasticales.

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I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

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For the slightly surreal.. I thought I'd put this in here..

 

But China has now added a bunch of new things to the banned list of what they're willing to show on tv.

So they've decided to ban tv and films that contain 'fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and even a lack of positive thinking

 

CNN - China Bans Time Travel

 

Daily Mail - China Bans Time Travel Cinema

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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happens?

Genetics, some people are just fugly even if you see them for a fraction of a second.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Can anyone explain how
happens?

Heh, keep your eyes on one side for the vid and they look average to attractive, keep your eyes in the center and they look like hideous trolls. I'm fairly certain it has something to do with how we perceive faces. Our faces are not uniform when we display emotion (ever?). By focusing in the center somehow our brain fills in half of the face with an identical side which makes them looks distorted. Am not explaining very well, but perhaps this article will explain it better.

 

Pretty interesting stuff IMHO. :banghead:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQwppPeiD2k

 

NSFW text.

 

His 'NOOOOOO' was pretty much me at the Carling Cup final -_-

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Can anyone explain how
happens?

Heh, keep your eyes on one side for the vid and they look average to attractive, keep your eyes in the center and they look like hideous trolls. I'm fairly certain it has something to do with how we perceive faces. Our faces are not uniform when we display emotion (ever?). By focusing in the center somehow our brain fills in half of the face with an identical side which makes them looks distorted. Am not explaining very well, but perhaps this article will explain it better.

 

Pretty interesting stuff IMHO. -_-

That explanation sounds about right. Half of the faces ended up turning into Cyclops for me.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Ah, resonance.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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:wub:

 

I've never cared much for dogs, but always had a weak spot for cats :cat:

 

Edit: @Oner: I'm so going to steal that one for a relative of mine :grin:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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