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Eurovision 2011


Morgoth

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I like Eurovision, the cheesier the songs the better.

 

The UK are in with a chance this year, Blue are allegedly well known in Italy, Spain and Germany. That's if we can overcome the regional bloc voting by the Eastern Euros.

 

Graham Norton is the guy who does our commentary, he took over from the legendary Terry Wogan.

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Ratio of boy bands are strangely high this year. Still, i will watch it.

 

I hope that the irish win, since they look so damn goofy.

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The Irish act, Jedward, were on one of those pop star competitions here.

 

Their performance will be legendary because they seriously, utterly and completely cannot sing.

 

Ireland can't afford the Eurovision, hell they can't afford a round of drinks so send Jedward to make sure they don't win and have to host the whole thing next year.

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I completely forgot that they sang anything at all actually. I just saw two leprechauns with a hello kitten version of warhammer 40k power armors on them jumping around the stage.

 

I like how the french sent something like

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Mars and venus had been in good condition.

 

 

Watched it as well, but only partly. Found it pretty boring and most of the songs have been pretty bad, imo.

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On the grounds that it means you don't have to host the whole sorry affair, I suggest we send Gordon Brown.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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So Azerbadjjan won this year? That's about as un-europe you can get, so when are they going full international with it?

 

 

 

p.s

 

As a pinky Swede with the "omoralisk schlagerfestival" and so on, I still say we should ban the whoe debacle. And execute those responsible.

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Yeah, i have to agree that this was probably one of the worst Eurovisions that i have seen. Almost every single song lack a good melody, sheesh. Do anyone here actually remember Italy for example? Azerbaijan or whatever the country is called had a song that sounded like something the swedes would use as a B-side.

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"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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That seems a tad over the top, cant they just do what we do and not let the general public vote?

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I guess sending the Secret Police around to arrest anyone who voted for Armenia worked out for Azerbaijan in the end then, even if it took two years.

 

WTF was never more justified?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Music is just the continuation of politics by other means, so it would seem.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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