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The only thing wrong with tha movie clip is that the evil robot looked almost exactly like a fat Gary Glitter. Which would utterly terrifying for a small child. But more hostility provoking to me.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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LOL ...babies.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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A human, elf and dwarf walk into a bar. They all order ale. The barkeep pours three mugs and sets them on the bar.

There's a fly in every one of the mugs.

 

The human just brushes it out.

 

The elf looks at it in disgust and reorders some wine.

 

The dwarf scoffs, grabs the fly by the wings screaming "Spit it out ye' li'l bastard! That's my ale ye' be stealin'!"

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A human, elf and dwarf walk into a bar. They all order ale. The barkeep pours three mugs and sets them on the bar.

There's a fly in every one of the mugs.

 

The human just brushes it out.

 

The elf looks at it in disgust and reorders some wine.

 

The dwarf scoffs, grabs the fly by the wings screaming "Spit it out ye' li'l bastard! That's my ale ye' be stealin'!"

 

LOL nice.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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PJ Harvey makes her new album all about the horrors of war.

 

I laughed immediately and very loudly when I saw this. And resolved to write a play all about the horrors of having being a self obsessed starlet with delusions of grandeur.

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I laughed immediately and very loudly when I saw this. And resolved to write a play all about the horrors of having being a self obsessed starlet with delusions of grandeur.

Sounds like a possible Inspector Hound type setup? :p

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I laughed immediately and very loudly when I saw this. And resolved to write a play all about the horrors of having being a self obsessed starlet with delusions of grandeur.

Sounds like a possible Inspector Hound type setup? :x

 

Irony, dear boy. Irony. :p

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Cat likes to steal neighbors clothes/shoes etc. (there's video links in the article)

 

I'm glad we didn't move to San Mateo...I'd be wondering where all my sponges went. :(

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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This made me laugh. Hadn't come across it before:

 

Varyag was sold in 1998 to Macau-based entertainment company for $20 million. The unfinished hull was to be towed to the Far East where it would be converted into an entertainment complex and casino. The contract with Ukraine prohibited the buyer from using Varyag for military purposes. Though this company appeared to be a front for the Chinese Navy.

 

varyag.jpg

 

Cunning devils.

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I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it.

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Just for the geek humour.. from the writer of Schlock Mercenary...

 

Today, March 1st, 2011, is the sixtieth day of the year. In hexadecimal notation that's day 3C. For certain practical purposes that means that even though my birthday falls on February 29th, I am now 43 years old. That's 2B years in hex. I'm sure most of you can already see where this is headed.

 

Practicality aside, since my actual birthdate is like a perpetually underachieving Brigadoon, showing up just once ever four years, many folk insist that I must be something like ten-and-three-quarters.

 

So what is it? Am I 43 or not? Am I 2B or not 2B?

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I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it.

From the sound of it it's got no electronics or weapons systems put in it. Just the hull and engines sort of.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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