Alpha Protocol Quotes

[Tigranes]

On my third playthrough and there are some gems here, especially for Aggressive and Suave. I expect we'll be paraphrasing them mostly, since you can't go back for them, but still.

 

"If you don't let me install this security update, you won't like what this season's virus does to your computers. Two words - horse porn. All over your computer."

-Mike Thorton,

to the Gelato man

 

[thufirhawat333]

Aggressive Thorton and Madison

(somewhere between 7-9 rep)

 

Madison: a..hole

Thorton: Bitch

 

It changes a great deal when you reach -10 rep.

Thorton: Bitch

Madison: a..hole

 

 

 

(Yeah, because in the game it's uncensored, but in the forums it isn't. )

Edited June 6, 2010 by thufirhawat333

[Mojito]

Aggressive Thorton and Madison

(somewhere between 7-9 rep)

 

Madison: a..hole

Thorton: Bitch

 

It changes a great deal when you reach -10 rep.

Thorton: Bitch

Madison: a..hole

 

 

 

(Yeah, because in the game it's uncensored, but in the forums it isn't. )

I'm SO getting a negative reputation with her in this playthrough.

 

Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?"

 

Mike : "How video killed the radio star."

Edited June 6, 2010 by Mojito

[Kasabian]

Heck: "Copy like a floppy."

 

Loved that guy after saying that. :D

[Oner]

Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?"

 

Mike : "How video killed the radio star."

Now that you mention it, maybe this was the original Brayko song Alvin hinted at?

[WorstUsernameEver]

Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?"

 

Mike : "How video killed the radio star."

Now that you mention it, maybe this was the original Brayko song Alvin hinted at?

 

It was originally intended to be "The Final Countdown" by Europe, but that song truly belongs to Arrested Development.

 

Directly from MCA's twitter.

[Oner]

Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?"

 

Mike : "How video killed the radio star."

Now that you mention it, maybe this was the original Brayko song Alvin hinted at?

It was originally intended to be "The Final Countdown" by Europe, but that song truly belongs to Arrested Development.

 

Directly from MCA's twitter.

Oh.

[Kasabian]

You can still use it in game.

 

Go to;

 

\Alpha Protocol\APGame\CookedPC\Packages\Music

 

Change;

 

Music_Boss_Temp.upk To Music_M11.upk

 

And add it to

 

\Alpha Protocol\APGame\CookedPC\Packages\Music\NEW

[Alpha]

"The world can wait." BOOMSHaKALAKA!

MT to Scarlet.

Edited June 6, 2010 by Alpha

[Ausir]

Pretty much everything by Heck.

[VirtualTrek]

Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?"

 

Mike : "How video killed the radio star."

Now that you mention it, maybe this was the original Brayko song Alvin hinted at?

 

It was originally intended to be "The Final Countdown" by Europe, but that song truly belongs to Arrested Development.

 

Directly from MCA's twitter.

 

I rarely use this, but, in this case it has to be:

 

Epic.

 

Lol.

[Starwars]

Mina: Do you think the two are related?

 

Mike: Does a pope **** in the woods?

 

Mina: I... really hope not.

 

Mike: Sorry, mixed the metaphors.

[thufirhawat333]

*Sinister Humming*

by joking Mike in the Tunnels

(Rome, the mission with the satelite dish in the end. I only got this once, on my character that was basically set up for mocking and joking every time)

[PastramiX]

"Hey, look, it's a picture of Darcy. It says, 'Mike & Sean; F*** YEAH!!!'... with three exclamation points."

[LookAndRoll]

Talking to Steven on the screen, he mention someone showed up asking question about Mike, and he says something like:

 

"After poping up 3 of his fingers, he start yelling me, please please, don't kill me"

 

Later you can give Steven you "thanks", and he'll reply something like

 

"You're cool mike. Not like Wen, not like wen at all"

 

This guy is the real deal

[Hassat Hunter]

Change;

Music_Boss_Temp.upk To Music_M11.upk

And add it to

\Alpha Protocol\APGame\CookedPC\Packages\Music\NEW

Did that, and it was still Turn up the Radio .

 

Anyway, I really like those 'hidden things' like shooting the TV during the Al-Bara mission:

Mira: "What did you do that for?"

Mike: "I really hate that show"

 

Mike (while wrecking an entire watertower in Russia): "Timber!"

 

I wonder how many of these I missed...

[Mr. Fob]

Anyway, I really like those 'hidden things' like shooting the TV during the Al-Bara mission:

Mira: "What did you do that for?"

Mike: "I really hate that show"

 

 

That's a goo one, had no idea so yeah, guess there are a lot of thos little gems.

 

To contribute:

 

In the Graybox to Parker:

Mike: "So, you are in the intelligence gathering business ... found any?"

Parker: "What?"

Mike: "Intelligence. ...uh, it was meant as a joke."

Parker: "Ah, 'Humor'" (-1 Rep with Parker)

 

(was just waiting for him to say "a situational remark designed to invoke laughter in others, we have dismissed that claim" )

[LookAndRoll]

Also, anyone remembers the TV show after the Brayko fight, if he survives the police mentioned something about whales seeing jesus or some crazy **** as that

[zkylon]

Also, anyone remembers the TV show after the Brayko fight, if he survives the police mentioned something about whales seeing jesus or some crazy **** as that

The expletive american ninja commando and they said he had enough coke in his system to make a whale see jesus. One of my favorites of the game.

[Oner]

Change;

Music_Boss_Temp.upk To Music_M11.upk

And add it to

\Alpha Protocol\APGame\CookedPC\Packages\Music\NEW

Did that, and it was still Turn up the Radio .

 

Anyway, I really like those 'hidden things' like shooting the TV during the Al-Bara mission:

Mira: "What did you do that for?"

Mike: "I really hate that show"

 

Mike (while wrecking an entire watertower in Russia): "Timber!"

 

I wonder how many of these I missed...

I don't get the timber joke.

 

You can even ID the TV in the Al-Bara mission. Mina says something like: We've got a TV in the safehouse too.

[Wicksable]

Talking to Leland after the Embassy mission in Moscow.

 

Mike: I had help. A merc with the VCI named SIE.

Leland: (Raising eyebrows) Ah?

Mike: You know her?

Leland: Not in the biblical sense but, yes, I know of her.

[thufirhawat333]

The expletive american ninja commando and they said he had enough coke in his system to make a whale see jesus. One of my favorites of the game.

 

Yeah, the 'explicit' American Commando, the 'explicit' offspring of Ronald Reagan, an 'explicit' American Ninja

[Raithe]

Entrance into Marburg's Villa... and the portrait on the stairs.

 

Mike : "Narcissist much?"

[Piflik]

Second room in Marburgs Villa; Sie as handler:

 

Mike: Nice Bust.

 

Sie: Why, thank you Mchael.

 

Mike: I said Bust, not Cruise Missiles.

 

 

 

 

*looking at a statue in Marburgs Villa*:

 

Mike: Reminds you of someone?

 

Mina: No...my boyfriends were all fully equipped.

 

Mike: What? Like Grenades and Body Armor?

[Starwars]

I had no idea you could have SIE as your handler in Marburg's mansion.