What you did today

[Enoch]

Today, I managed to be less than a total offensive liability for my team in after-work pickup basketball. I'm going to count that as a win. Plus, apart from some tall staircases, it's all the meaningful aerobic exercise I get, so I'm feeling reasonably good about myself right now.

[Humodour]

Uhg, why do I always end up spewing when I do shots. And they were delicious cherry-flavoured shots too. I came home and made some delicious drunk pasta and then ejected it all 30 minutes later.

[Walsingham]

then once again ended up having an all night tickle battle with one of them

this time however she wasn't wearing tickle armour (aka a corset) so i could effectively fight back

it escalated to the point where we were armed with paint brushes and towels

by the time we were covered in paint and sore from being whipped with towels, she ran into her room and came back with glitter

 

so now i've just walked through the middle of town on my way home covered in paint and welts

and i'm bloody sparkly

 

 

I direct the honourable gentleman to his own testimony. The tart.

[Shryke]

we found out today that we've got the flat

 

so in a couple of weeks i'll be living with the cheeky wench

if the past few days are anything to go by, it's going to be a daily battle for tickle supremacy

[Calax]

 

Gentlemen, we are awesomeness unbound.

 

*bows*

 

Also, looks like my grades aren't as horrible as i thought they would be.

[Gfted1]

Is the tall guy Chewbacca?

[Calax]

a-yaup

[Walsingham]

Who is the small skinny fellah on the end?

[Shryke]

Who is the small skinny fellah on the end?

 

Obi Wan Mk2

[Deadly_Nightshade]

so in a couple of weeks i'll be living with the cheeky wench

if the past few days are anything to go by, it's going to be a daily battle for tickle supremacy

 

Nice!

Glad things are going better.

[Calax]

Who is the small skinny fellah on the end?

Ewan McGregor.

[Shryke]

so in a couple of weeks i'll be living with the cheeky wench

if the past few days are anything to go by, it's going to be a daily battle for tickle supremacy

 

Nice!

Glad things are going better.

 

yeah i can't wait to get the hell outta my current place

 

my current flatmate is a god damn douchebag

no longer will i have to deal with terrible music being blasted all night when he knows full well that i have work in the morning. no longer will i have a flatmate going into my room when i'm not home and helping himself to my stuff

hell, i even had to put a password on my computer to stop him using it and installing bloody spyware, and he actually packed a huge tantrum about it

 

it's kinda funny that he thinks of himself as so superior though. the self proclaimed "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army" is in fact a 34 yr old single, unemployed loser that sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day

[Krookie]

so in a couple of weeks i'll be living with the cheeky wench

if the past few days are anything to go by, it's going to be a daily battle for tickle supremacy

 

Nice!

Glad things are going better.

 

yeah i can't wait to get the hell outta my current place

 

my current flatmate is a god damn douchebag

no longer will i have to deal with terrible music being blasted all night when he knows full well that i have work in the morning. no longer will i have a flatmate going into my room when i'm not home and helping himself to my stuff

hell, i even had to put a password on my computer to stop him using it and installing bloody spyware, and he actually packed a huge tantrum about it

 

it's kinda funny that he thinks of himself as so superior though. the self proclaimed "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army" is in fact a 34 yr old single, unemployed loser that sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day

 

does he try and mooch off your epic party scene?

[Shryke]

he's not welcome at the vast majority of them, as all he ever does is sleaze onto people's girlfriends

 

hehe i've even had parties at our place without telling him, and eventually he's noticed all the noise and emerged from his room to find about 50 people in the lounge having a sweet time

[Walsingham]

it's kinda funny that he thinks of himself as so superior though. the self proclaimed "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army" is in fact a 34 yr old single, unemployed loser that sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day

 

 

Frankly it's a relief to hear that the armie of darkness have the same trouble getting organised that the forces of good do. Perhaps we should invest in a copy of guitar hero to keep down the rate of virgin murder in Wellington.

[Enoch]

it's kinda funny that he thinks of himself as so superior though. the self proclaimed "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army" is in fact a 34 yr old single, unemployed loser that sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day

Actually, a 30-something loser who sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day is exactly the image that comes to mind when I hear the words "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army." In truth, I'm a little shocked that he doesn't also live with his mother.

[Shryke]

it's kinda funny that he thinks of himself as so superior though. the self proclaimed "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army" is in fact a 34 yr old single, unemployed loser that sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day

Actually, a 30-something loser who sits in his room playing xbox and watching tv all day is exactly the image that comes to mind when I hear the words "king of the wellington metal scene" and "warlock of the highest order in satan's army." In truth, I'm a little shocked that he doesn't also live with his mother.

 

go back 2 years and he was

[Gfted1]

Hey, warlock'in aint easy.

[Blarghagh]

 

Gentlemen, we are awesomeness unbound.

 

*bows*

 

Also, looks like my grades aren't as horrible as i thought they would be.

 

Peter Mayhew's Lightsaber Cane. *worship*

[Shryke]

haven't really been going out as much lately, but i went to a party last night

 

quite foolishly ended up with a mixture of rum and pinot gris in my glass, and got rather boozed

 

none the less, i had quite a fun time. met a pretty cool chick and had a very long in depth conversation about zombies

 

was also joking around with a friend and her sister, saying we should all go home together so i can go for the sister combo. after all, i've made out with both of them, and one of them told me at the Fetish Ball last year that she'd had a sex dream about me

 

i got home about 5am-ish, then as per usual up at 7am for work

i'm not as well practiced at this as i used to be. so tired....

[Enoch]

I probably enjoy living vicariously through Shyke's posts as much as any other forum member (well, at least the married ones), but mixing rum with white wine is where I draw the line. Dude, you've got to have some standards.

 

 

Anyhow, the wife suggested opening a bottle of champagne that had been in the back of our fridge for months tonight. I obliged and made some champagne ****tails. (A.k.a., a flute of champagne with a sugar cube soaked with angostura bitters in the bottom.) Angostura bitters make everything better.

[Shryke]

yeah i was already drunk at that point

 

i remember someone giving me some rum even though i hadn't finished my glass of wine, and looking down at the 2 glasses and deciding that it would be far more efficient to simply put it all in the single glass

[Walsingham]

I have to say that I concurwith Shryke. Sometimes it is pleasing to cut through convention and mix white wine with rum, cricket with samba dancing, that sort of thing.

[Krookie]

Post-prom weekend party last night. Any leftover beer was brought to come kids house and he threw a pretty big party. fun stuff

[Syraxis]

GO! GO! Guinness app. FIND ME A PINT!