WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 How was the sex scene? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
lord of flies Posted October 9, 2009 Author Posted October 9, 2009 How was the sex scene?Tasteless, dry, and without any basis in "mature, living, historical materialism," as Comrade Lenin once put it.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 I was hoping for lord of flies to answer something along the lines of "American conservatism has kept it censored, tasteless and insulting to people with alternate sexual orientations." but I guess this will do. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Zoraptor Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 So, anybody here got some questions about my experience with the game? I'll answer to the best of my ability. I refuse to ask questions of those who use blatantly religionist terms like 'thrice-damned' when claiming to be good communists.
Killian Kalthorne Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) The only good communist is a dancing communist. Preferably female and with a body like Mila Jovovich, naked. Edited October 10, 2009 by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Oner Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 Psst, Oner, you forgot "Man of God".*whisper*He didn't fulfill the requirements and wouldn't have chosen it anyway. The only good communist is a dancing communist. Preferably female and with a body like Mila Jovovich, naked.Not enough boobies. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Raithe Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 Just be careful of Elton John singing "Nikita".. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
lord of flies Posted October 10, 2009 Author Posted October 10, 2009 I was hoping for lord of flies to answer something along the lines of "American conservatism has kept it censored, tasteless and insulting to people with alternate sexual orientations." but I guess this will do. Whoa whoa, wait, insulting to people with alternate sexual orientations? What are you saying here? So, anybody here got some questions about my experience with the game? I'll answer to the best of my ability. I refuse to ask questions of those who use blatantly religionist terms like 'thrice-damned' when claiming to be good communists. It's poetic license.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) I was hoping for lord of flies to answer something along the lines of "American conservatism has kept it censored, tasteless and insulting to people with alternate sexual orientations." but I guess this will do. Whoa whoa, wait, insulting to people with alternate sexual orientations? What are you saying here? Maybe they made fun of it. Made it look ridiculous. Maybe they got it all wrong. Maybe they just weren't mature enough about it. Maybe the scene was just bad. EDIT: Wait, mixing up Dragon Age with Alpha Protocol. Edited October 10, 2009 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Humodour Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 So, anybody here got some questions about my experience with the game? I'll answer to the best of my ability. I refuse to ask questions of those who use blatantly religionist terms like 'thrice-damned' when claiming to be good communists. It's poetic license. Huh? But I thought we rounded up all the poets under the guise of a government-sponsored national poetry contest and had them all executed? Are you a dissident, son?
Nepenthe Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 So, anybody here got some questions about my experience with the game? I'll answer to the best of my ability. I refuse to ask questions of those who use blatantly religionist terms like 'thrice-damned' when claiming to be good communists. It's poetic license. Huh? But I thought we rounded up all the poets under the guise of a government-sponsored national poetry contest and had them all executed? Are you a dissident, son? That's (l)maoism, though. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
lord of flies Posted October 11, 2009 Author Posted October 11, 2009 (edited) Huh? But I thought we rounded up all the poets under the guise of a government-sponsored national poetry contest and had them all executed? Are you a dissident, son? Only bourgeois poetry must be purged, but most pre-Revolution poetry is, by definition, bourgeois. Edited October 11, 2009 by lord of flies
Raithe Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Let the book burning commence? "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Darth InSidious Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 On either side the river lie Long fields of barley and of rye, That clothe the wold and meet the sky; And thro' the field the road runs by To many-tower'd Camelot; And up and down the people go, Gazing where the lilies blow Round an island there below, The island of Shalott. Willows whiten, aspens quiver, Little breezes dusk and shiver Through the wave that runs for ever By the island in the river Flowing down to Camelot. Four grey walls, and four grey towers, Overlook a space of flowers, And the silent isle imbowers The Lady of Shalott. This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.
Musopticon? Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 ^innuendo, lol kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Fionavar Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Hmmm ... is it possible to return to the topic at hand? The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
Raithe Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Hmmm ... is it possible to return to the topic at hand? ...There was a topic hidden somewhere here? "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Fionavar Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Well that seems to clarify things ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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