GreasyDogMeat Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 You know about how dumb it is to buy something because the cover is cool? Well I just did exactly that I hope its not too crappy. You really should have tried the demo first. Basically trying to be a grindhouse type Quentin Terrantino thing. One of those demos I couldn't even get through because of boredom. Everything about it is just so... meh. Bunch of clone enemies, you have to jump around like an idiot to get slow mo to activate, the taunts were stupid...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Tried the demo, a bit too late though. Its way more Guy Ritchie than Tarantino. In fact, its like they just replaced Jason Statham with a hawt chick. The artist is obviously a fan of Serpieri. Aye, it looks just like he took Druunas head and put her on a "nextgen generic action heroine" body and called it a day. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Purkake Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I weep for anyone playing Wet. Also, Eliza Dushku's voice acing won't be doing them any favors.
HoonDing Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 WET seems like future Uwe Boll material. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Calax Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 WET seems like future Uwe Boll material. I would laugh if the movie turned out to be better than the game. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Purkake Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Boll should be using more bad games for his movie material. Debating which is worse would be pretty fun.
Calax Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I'm playing laugh at idiots http://kotaku.com/5356752/deliberate-glitc...kham-pc-pirates Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
HoonDing Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Boll should be using more bad games for his movie material. Debating which is worse would be pretty fun. Big Rigs movie starring Hayden Christensen, Megan Fox & Eric Roberts? The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Purkake Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Boll should be using more bad games for his movie material. Debating which is worse would be pretty fun. Big Rigs movie starring Hayden Christensen, Megan Fox & Eric Roberts? Day 1! Sonic Unleashed live action?
Calax Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 ooooooOOOOOOOooooOHHHHHH! http://kotaku.com/5357800/jedi-knight-series-coming-to-steam Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 That is awesome. Gotta love the Jedi Knight series, although I wish we had another sequel that isn't Force Unleashed. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Darkest of Days surprisingly not bad at all well okay a little bit I agree, it's not that bad of a game - not great but not horrible either. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
RPGmasterBoo Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 The artist is obviously a fan of Serpieri. +1 for you. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I'm playing laugh at idiots http://kotaku.com/5356752/deliberate-glitc...kham-pc-pirates Ill bet Eidos wont be laughing when thousands of legal PC users will experience the same deliberate glitch. It happened with Titan Quest, X3, Arma2 and every other game where they use a DRM that cripples the game in some way. While people using a proper cracked release wont experience it at all because it has been removed during the hacking&cracking. ..not to mention all the kids out there with hacked 360's that have played it for weeks without a hitch. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Calax Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I'm playing laugh at idiots http://kotaku.com/5356752/deliberate-glitc...kham-pc-pirates Ill bet Eidos wont be laughing when thousands of legal PC users will experience the same deliberate glitch. It happened with Titan Quest, X3, Arma2 and every other game where they use a DRM that cripples the game in some way. While people using a proper cracked release wont experience it at all because it has been removed during the hacking&cracking. ..not to mention all the kids out there with hacked 360's that have played it for weeks without a hitch. I'm guessing they are going to have a "release day patch" that gamers will get in order to remove the glitch. But I figure this won't have the same problem as titans quest specifically because it was brought out in the open that the paying customers won't get the wrong idea. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
SteveThaiBinh Posted September 12, 2009 Author Posted September 12, 2009 But I figure this won't have the same problem as titans quest specifically because it was brought out in the open that the paying customers won't get the wrong idea. I don't think the fact that it's been discussed on a few internet sites is really enough. The Titan Quest people realised, belatedly, that they should have had some kind of in-game pop-up message telling the user that this is a DRM fail, not a glitch. I'm very surprised that Eidos hasn't chosen to do this. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 The people behind Arma2, have said that their system doesnt give the user any notice when triggered, in order to make it harder for the hackers to see if their crack works. All the others who have similar systems were probably thinking the same thing. But I say its absolutely essential to inform the user that the DRM has triggered, or he will probably think the game is bugged and spam the support and/or make angry posts at various forums. It was just that kind of uproar among the players who brought down the whole studio behind Titan Quest. The major problem with these DRMs of course, is that there is no way to ensure that they dont trigger on legal software. Its just as impossible as making a game that never ever crashes regardless of how unstable your OS and hardware is. Its the nature of code and hardware. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Purkake Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 It would be too funny if all those issues were in the legal version as well. Not that I care too much, I'm not even a Batman fan and there are loads of good games just around the corner.
HoonDing Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I've downloaded the Arkham Asylum demo so I'll see what all the fuzz is about with that game. Also, the new monster patch for Divinity 2 was just released (760 MB) and now finally the graphics can be adjusted to top-notch. Looks like a completely different game now. Pity they didn't fix the lousy ending. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Majek Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Actually by playing the demo you might get some wrong impressions, especially the combat is better in the whole game. And yeah, looks like the English release of Divinity 2 will be nicely polished o.ob 1.13 killed off Ja2.
Enoch Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 Got the itch to play some Civ today, so I updated my Civ4BTS to the 3.19 patch that came out a couple months ago, applied the fan-made 3.19 unofficial patch, and added the newest version of the BTS Unaltered Gameplay or "BUG" Mod (a fantastic mod that improves a lot in the game without touching the core gameplay, mostly by supplementing the feedback the game gives you by informing you at the start of each turn what new diplomatic options are available, what cities are about to grow/shrink/become unhappy, etc.). Started up a game as Hannibal on Prince level (one below my standard playing level, to accommodate for rustiness) and got rolling. Got a coastal start with a jungle to the north, and went with a peaceful expansion opening, planning my cities to box out Mansa to the north and Peter to the East. Fun!
Kelverin Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 Neverwinter Nights 2: Storm of Zehir - Just reached Chapter 2, good game surprised it has not more love here since you basically can play the game how you want without being railroaded in how you decide to take the game on. Real fun an excellent remembrance of the pnp days of old. Obsidian J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning
I want teh kotor 3 Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 Looking for the last couple of pickups on Shadow Complex, while trying to avoid giving in and playing Makai Kingdom or Disgaea... They eat my life... In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
Maria Caliban Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 I'm playing laugh at idiots http://kotaku.com/5356752/deliberate-glitc...kham-pc-pirates Tha happened on the ME forums with the galaxy map when the PC game hit. Sadly, the even *bigger* idiot moment came from rabid BioWare fans searching for pirate. Someone posted on the ME tech support forum that he couldn't access the galaxy map and about five people immedately called him a pirate. The thing is that in order to post on the ME PC tech forum, you have to register your CD key. There was even a little title right by his avatar to show he owned a copy. Turns out that his problem was that he hadn't noticed the little ramp leading up to the map. "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 Did Mass Effect have a DRM that screwed with the game?! I played the pirate version on PC because I had already bought it for the 360, but I never noticed anything ( you cant seriously expect people to pay for the same game twice, I say I did the right thing ) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
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