Walsingham Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Loveable ****ney barrow-boy come rich bastard Alan Sugar (Of the UK Apprentice show) has said that he chose his latest apprentice due to his "businessman's instinct". Now, I have a theory on this, having never seen the most recent series. I wonder if you can guess what it is, and to preserve pseudo-scientific integrity, I am going to keep the identity of which woman it is secret. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Are those women? They look like dudes in drag. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Hmmm... My businessman's instinct says that the one on the right is cuter, but the one on the left has bigger cans. But I work for the government, so what do I know about succeeding in business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Caliban Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Are those women? They look like dudes in drag. A man in drag would be wearing a dress. I'm assuming Walsingham is suggesting that one of the women got the position because of her good-looks, but I can't tell which one he defines as better looking. One's tall, busty with brown hair while the other one is short, slender and blonde. Of the two, I'd say that the brunette is the better candidate, but that's because people usually evaluate tall women as being more intelligent and capable than short ones and her hair style strikes me as more business like. Shorter hair = more masculine and therefore skilled. Long, curl hair = more feminine and frivolous. The taller one also has a more assertive pose, but it "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 One of them looks like Nick. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 And the other one looks like you? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Like your mom, maybe. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Actually one of them does.... Stop stalking me, jerk. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 It's all been a joke since the first series. Alan Sugar turned the original James away because he was too afraid of someone more intelligent than himself. That's business I guess. Incidently, the winner this series was also thick as a plank, with no life (winning this is more exciting than getting married!), and a proved liar. She ought to do very well. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Those boobs look pretty real to me so I'd say yes, it's a woman. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I suppose. It was a cascade effect. Im naturally distrustful of women wearing Derby hats, then the one on the right looks like an effeminate man which caused the one on the left to be guilty by association... "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aram Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Are those women? They look like dudes in drag. A man in drag would be wearing a dress. Hah! Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Oooookay. I thought it was unnecessarily nit-pickey to point out one is in fact wearing a skirt but I guess not. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Oooookay. I thought it was unnecessarily nit-pickey to point out one is in fact wearing a skirt but I guess not. That's the one who looks like Nick. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 Big cans, gentlemen. Sheesh. Where's mkreku when you need him? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 The left one has a distinct facial advantage over the right one, and in a situation like that, the lower attributes should matter less. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Big cans, gentlemen. Sheesh. Where's mkreku when you need him? If it had been mkreku who made this topic I would said "Big Boobies" instantly, but since it was made by esteemed gentleman like you only thing I can say is "I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Caliban Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Big cans, gentlemen. I'm not a gentleman. "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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