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On February 28, 2005, Troika Games officially closed its doors. Never forget.

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So, who now owns the licensing rights to Tim Cain? >_<

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Never forget...

 

...that Troika failed.

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Posted

Never forget...

 

Troika was awesome...

 

at failing.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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I fail to see how making two great games and one good game was "failing."

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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They made two 3 games all of which weren't exactly successful. They made 1 great game, 1 good game, and 1 bad game. That's my eprosnal opinion but it means nothing as they bombed. If they were so awesome, they'd still in business. Bottom line, they failed. They made games that not enough people wanted to play. That's Failure with a capital F no matter how much one might personally like said games.

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What's Troika?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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It's an antioxidant-based cleaning detergent. I don't know why they go on about it all the time.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Seriously, what's a Troika?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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If they were so awesome, they'd still in business.

 

Incorrect. Just because the masses did not buy the games does not mean the the games themselves were bad, nor does it mean the company was bad.

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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Troika didn't do anything wrong, it was the big meanies who didn't buy their games. I bought all three, did you? If not, then congratulations, you destroyed Troika, I hope you're happy.

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Troika didn't do anything wrong, it was the big meanies who didn't buy their games. I bought all three, did you? If not, then congratulations, you destroyed Troika, I hope you're happy.

Always!

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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Troika didn't do anything wrong, it was the big meanies who didn't buy their games. I bought all three, did you? If not, then congratulations, you destroyed Troika, I hope you're happy.

Always!

 

R.I.P. Amen! :good: o:) No, can't say that I bought their games; back then, money was scarce and I somehow missed them.

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