RPGmasterBoo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Mel Gibson's movie had a basic resemblance to reality. This doesn't. Frankly I'm horrified. *shakes head* What's the world coming to... Next thing you know they'll be making Don Quixote vs the steroid enhanced giant windmills. Or Jesus vs zombie roman legions. Edited January 22, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Raithe Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Only if Mel Gibson had demon babies with sword hands. Who needs demon babies when you can cuckold the english king and father the heir to the throne? "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Oner Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Only if Mel Gibson had demon babies with sword hands.How about Tim Burton bringing Christmas to a new audience? He had things with scissor hands. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted January 22, 2010 Author Posted January 22, 2010 (edited) Mel Gibson's movie had a basic resemblance to reality. This doesn't. Frankly I'm horrified. *shakes head* What's the world coming to... Next thing you know they'll be making Don Quixote vs the steroid enhanced giant windmills. Or Jesus vs zombie roman legions. Actually...(from Neogaf) Sancho Panza: Venganza de Sangre - A brilliant re-imagining of the world of Miguel de Cervantes' classic Don Quixote de La Mancha, Venganza de Sangre takes place several years after the Knight Errant's tragic death. When Don Quixote trusted companion, Sancho Panza, is left a mysterious box in the great man's will, he discovers a terrible truth: the Don was never crazy. Despite spending his last days in ridicule for his claims, enchanters had been dogging the Last Knight at every step, trying to discredit him so that their dastardly plans could continue apace. Upon learning of this evil conspiracy, Sancho vows never to rest until he has spilled the blood of every last enchanter in Spain. Ride with Sancho as he unravels the enchanters' intricate plot to bring the world to its knees on his quest to avenge his master's memory. Fight mythical beasts and great giants from the underworld as you also attempt to win the heart of the lovely Dulcinea, once mistress of the Knight Errant's heart. Edited January 22, 2010 by Purkake
Monte Carlo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Mel Gibson's movie had a basic resemblance to reality. No, it really doesn't. Braveheart is a fantasy on amost every level. LotR has more meaningful things to say about English and Scottish relations in the 13th Century.
Raithe Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Mel Gibson's movie had a basic resemblance to reality. No, it really doesn't. Braveheart is a fantasy on amost every level. LotR has more meaningful things to say about English and Scottish relations in the 13th Century. Well.. he got most of the names right.. of people and locations. That was about it. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I mean there were Scots there, the English some castles and green grass. That's the kind of resemblance I'm talking about. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Sancho Panza: Venganza de Sangre - A brilliant re-imagining of the world of Miguel de Cervantes' classic Don Quixote de La Mancha, Venganza de Sangre takes place several years after the Knight Errant's tragic death. When Don Quixote trusted companion, Sancho Panza, is left a mysterious box in the great man's will, he discovers a terrible truth: the Don was never crazy. Despite spending his last days in ridicule for his claims, enchanters had been dogging the Last Knight at every step, trying to discredit him so that their dastardly plans could continue apace. Upon learning of this evil conspiracy, Sancho vows never to rest until he has spilled the blood of every last enchanter in Spain. Ride with Sancho as he unravels the enchanters' intricate plot to bring the world to its knees on his quest to avenge his master's memory. Fight mythical beasts and great giants from the underworld as you also attempt to win the heart of the lovely Dulcinea, once mistress of the Knight Errant's heart. *sigh Wake me up when its over. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Mamoulian War Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 Dante's Inferno, the first part of the Divine Comedy to get reprinted with an all-new cover: (from Kotaku) One title not highlighted by EA CEO John Riccitiello today was the release of Dante Alighieri's Inferno, part of The Divine Comedy. Yes, that's the book, soon to be republished bearing the Dante's Inferno video game's likeness. Oh my... That cover is what i call the Gang Rape of the classic masterpiece... Sent from my Stone Tablet, using Chisel-a-Talk 2000BC. My youtube channel: MamoulianFH Latest Let's Play Tales of Arise (completed) Latest Bossfight Compilation Dark Souls Remastered - New Game (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 1: Austria Grand Campaign (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 2: Xhosa Grand Campaign (completed) My PS Platinums and 100% - 29 games so far (my PSN profile) 1) God of War III - PS3 - 24+ hours 2) Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 130+ hours 3) White Knight Chronicles International Edition - PS3 - 525+ hours 4) Hyperdimension Neptunia - PS3 - 80+ hours 5) Final Fantasy XIII-2 - PS3 - 200+ hours 6) Tales of Xillia - PS3 - 135+ hours 7) Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 - PS3 - 152+ hours 8.) Grand Turismo 6 - PS3 - 81+ hours (including Senna Master DLC) 9) Demon's Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 10) Tales of Graces f - PS3 - 337+ hours 11) Star Ocean: The Last Hope International - PS3 - 750+ hours 12) Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 127+ hours 13) Soulcalibur V - PS3 - 73+ hours 14) Gran Turismo 5 - PS3 - 600+ hours 15) Tales of Xillia 2 - PS3 - 302+ hours 16) Mortal Kombat XL - PS4 - 95+ hours 17) Project CARS Game of the Year Edition - PS4 - 120+ hours 18) Dark Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 19) Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory - PS3 - 238+ hours 20) Final Fantasy Type-0 - PS4 - 58+ hours 21) Journey - PS4 - 9+ hours 22) Dark Souls II - PS3 - 210+ hours 23) Fairy Fencer F - PS3 - 215+ hours 24) Megadimension Neptunia VII - PS4 - 160 hours 25) Super Neptunia RPG - PS4 - 44+ hours 26) Journey - PS3 - 22+ hours 27) Final Fantasy XV - PS4 - 263+ hours (including all DLCs) 28) Tales of Arise - PS4 - 111+ hours 29) Dark Souls: Remastered - PS4 - 121+ hours
Oner Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 http://www.dantesinfernoanime.com/std/index.html Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 If it didn't take itself so seriously with "bringing the classic to video games", it'd be a pretty awesome game. Some scenes presented in the game are either badass or incredibly disgusting, which I assume was the point. If the PR people had just said "it's about a guy who goes through Hell as described by Dante"... maybe it wouldn't be as awful. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 Yeah, there are just some things one can't swallow. Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
jaguars4ever Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 You're not supposed to swallow. Just spit it out when they're not looking.
Malcador Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 They need to make a game based on Hamlet. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Wrath of Dagon Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 A Hamlet RPG would totally work. It's all about choices, right? "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan
jaguars4ever Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 A Macbeth RPG would be better though: Complete with prophecies, sword fighting, witches, and domineering wives!
Slowtrain Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Actually, I think most classic literature could make interesting games. I think the Inferno could be a great adventure/crpg game, along the lines of Torment, with no or very minimal combat. It's just offensive when some idiot game developers have to tart up a classic work of literature beyond what's reasonable. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Oner Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 A Macbeth RPG would be better though: Complete with prophecies, sword fighting, witches, and domineering wives! Damsel RPG was made for this. Playable races: White Man, Black Man, Bastard Child and Son of Uncle Jos Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Hurlshort Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Actually, I think most classic literature could make interesting games. I think the Inferno could be a great adventure/crpg game, along the lines of Torment, with no or very minimal combat. It's just offensive when some idiot game developers have to tart up a classic work of literature beyond what's reasonable. I agree completely. It isn't just that they are making the Divine Comedy into a game, it's that they are turning Dante into a violent action hero.
Nepenthe Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 I'm indifferent, but I bet if it was CD Projekt doing the same thing, you guys would be waxing rhapsodic. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
Purkake Posted January 25, 2010 Author Posted January 25, 2010 It's not about who's doing it, but how badly they're mangling the original concept/setting/story.
Slowtrain Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 I'm indifferent, but I bet if it was CD Projekt doing the same thing, you guys would be waxing rhapsodic. Why would that be the case? The Witcher gets blasted a lot on these boards for its failings and stupidities, even by people like myself who think that overall it is a fine game. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Purkake Posted January 25, 2010 Author Posted January 25, 2010 I'm indifferent, but I bet if it was CD Projekt doing the same thing, you guys would be waxing rhapsodic. Why would that be the case? The Witcher gets blasted a lot on these boards for its failings and stupidities, even by people like myself who think that overall it is a fine game. I must have missed all that blasting then.
Wrath of Dagon Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 A Macbeth RPG would be better though: Complete with prophecies, sword fighting, witches, and domineering wives! Agree completely. Of course if Bioware made it, it would be indistinguishable from Dragon Age. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan
Malcador Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 I'm indifferent, but I bet if it was CD Projekt doing the same thing, you guys would be waxing rhapsodic. I thought you lot hate TW and love all things Bio here ? Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
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