Pidesco Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 I'd say the boobs trump the roots. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Weird, I liked the first and second screens a lot. Almost enough to get me interested in the game. But the third just felt weird. :/ "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Llyranor Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 It's like the Asari in ME which you could Hades with a female Shepard without getting the Christian gaming communities on your back, because they weren't really female. They just looked and talked like female women. Smooth, Bioware, smooth. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Nick_i_am Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 RPG devs know what the ladies like. Gabs is a lady, shut up. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
mkreku Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 I'm being semi-turned-on by a fungus Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Nick_i_am Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 That means you need to wash more. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Llyranor Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 I made Nick google-image tinea cruris once. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Bos_hybrid Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 she says that the lady in question is not a lady since she is not a mammal (woman) and therefore do not have nipples at all. That comment made a few people and again on the forums. If she is not a mammal, then what is she? I agree, she doesn't look (too) human... Can't believe people were aggravated by this fact, it is a game after all. Whats the obseesion with animated nipples? Also someone in that thread said it/she/he/herm looked like a female Gann, how did I miss that?
Maria Caliban Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 She is clearly some sort of plant life. She's got roots. She's a dryaid. The things with her are werewolfs (which are wolves possessed by demons), so I assume she's a type of demon. "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Maria Caliban Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
Volourn Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 That's what she turns into if you make her mad. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Majek Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Wow she must have one good dentist, to help her keep those things so shiny 1.13 killed off Ja2.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady Well we haven't seen what kind of character the plant lady is. Although we could probably take a guess and wind up with exactly what Bioware thought as well. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Llyranor Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 So I guess Hades isn't getting the game, then. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Purkake Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 OMG the "nipple lady" looks like Gann from MotB. I approve of the nipples, though. Also, I like the chick on this page, she looks almost like a person.
Maria Caliban Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 That's what she turns into if you make her mad. She's a real bitch during that time of the month. (What a cheap joke. I almost feel dirty.) ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady Well we haven't seen what kind of character the plant lady is. Although we could probably take a guess and wind up with exactly what Bioware thought as well. She "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Clearly Bioware is capable of surprising us. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Morgoth Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 DA Origins revealed: http://dragonage.bioware.com/origins/ Rain makes everything better.
Gfted1 Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Slowtrain Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. You know you are never going to play any game but WoW, G1. Stop fooling yourself. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Morgoth Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. Man, update your Flash thingy. Rain makes everything better.
Gfted1 Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) You know you are never going to play any game but WoW, G1. Stop fooling yourself. But, but, Im trying to break the yoke.... DA looks moderately interesting but Im more excited about the new rulez. Edited February 12, 2009 by Gfted1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Gfted1 Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. Man, update your Flash thingy. how would one do that? I coulda sworn it did it itself.... "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
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