February 9, 200916 yr I'd say the boobs trump the roots. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
February 9, 200916 yr Weird, I liked the first and second screens a lot. Almost enough to get me interested in the game. But the third just felt weird. :/ "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
February 9, 200916 yr It's like the Asari in ME which you could Hades with a female Shepard without getting the Christian gaming communities on your back, because they weren't really female. They just looked and talked like female women. Smooth, Bioware, smooth. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
February 9, 200916 yr RPG devs know what the ladies like. Gabs is a lady, shut up. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
February 9, 200916 yr I'm being semi-turned-on by a fungus Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
February 9, 200916 yr I made Nick google-image tinea cruris once. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
February 10, 200916 yr she says that the lady in question is not a lady since she is not a mammal (woman) and therefore do not have nipples at all. That comment made a few people and again on the forums. If she is not a mammal, then what is she? I agree, she doesn't look (too) human... Can't believe people were aggravated by this fact, it is a game after all. Whats the obseesion with animated nipples? Also someone in that thread said it/she/he/herm looked like a female Gann, how did I miss that?
February 10, 200916 yr She is clearly some sort of plant life. She's got roots. She's a dryaid. The things with her are werewolfs (which are wolves possessed by demons), so I assume she's a type of demon. "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
February 10, 200916 yr ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
February 10, 200916 yr ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
February 10, 200916 yr That's what she turns into if you make her mad. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
February 10, 200916 yr Wow she must have one good dentist, to help her keep those things so shiny 1.13 killed off Ja2.
February 10, 200916 yr ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady Well we haven't seen what kind of character the plant lady is. Although we could probably take a guess and wind up with exactly what Bioware thought as well. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
February 10, 200916 yr So I guess Hades isn't getting the game, then. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
February 11, 200916 yr OMG the "nipple lady" looks like Gann from MotB. I approve of the nipples, though. Also, I like the chick on this page, she looks almost like a person.
February 11, 200916 yr That's what she turns into if you make her mad. She's a real bitch during that time of the month. (What a cheap joke. I almost feel dirty.) ... She reminds me of Kerrigan. Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady Well we haven't seen what kind of character the plant lady is. Although we could probably take a guess and wind up with exactly what Bioware thought as well. She "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
February 11, 200916 yr Clearly Bioware is capable of surprising us. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
February 12, 200916 yr DA Origins revealed: http://dragonage.bioware.com/origins/ Rain makes everything better.
February 12, 200916 yr That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. You know you are never going to play any game but WoW, G1. Stop fooling yourself. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
February 12, 200916 yr That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. Man, update your Flash thingy. Rain makes everything better.
February 12, 200916 yr You know you are never going to play any game but WoW, G1. Stop fooling yourself. But, but, Im trying to break the yoke.... DA looks moderately interesting but Im more excited about the new rulez. Edited February 12, 200916 yr by Gfted1
February 12, 200916 yr That page seems broken. Just goes to one page and dies. Man, update your Flash thingy. how would one do that? I coulda sworn it did it itself....
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