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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

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Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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I hate webgames.

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I'd rather burn your face!

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I like the art direction. The platforming was lackluster.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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That was the best ending I've seen to a game in a long time. I feel good about myself and I'll be a bit happier for the rest of the day. Every game should have a song like that at the end. Pure satisfaction.

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I've beaten the game half a dozen times, but never bothered to watch the ending. What a fool I've been. That ending was awesome.

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How was this tricky? It's completely linear and guides you to the fire and rope...

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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How was this tricky? It's completely linear and guides you to the fire and rope...

 

Lies. It was bitchingly hard and the bitchy boss was like the werewolf from Bloodlines. You just wait until Hades understands this game and starts to bitch how totally unrealistic it is, because your weapons doesn

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Well I beat the whole damn game. But how am I going to spend the rest of this day?

 

You could watch a video.

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Maybe you can watch a video... or hit refresh and play again!

Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.

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How was this tricky? It's completely linear and guides you to the fire and rope...

 

 

That was too easy.

DAWUSS

 

 

Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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Nope, unfortunatly.

 

 

 

This is a joke, right? :*

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Well I beat the whole damn game. But how am I going to spend the rest of this day?

 

You could watch a video.

 

 

or organize your socks.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Well I beat the whole damn game. But how am I going to spend the rest of this day?

 

You could watch a video.

 

 

or organize your socks.

 

Invite in the Mormons.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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It's running at a million miles a second . :( I can't play it!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Well I beat the whole damn game. But how am I going to spend the rest of this day?

that would be ga-ame and da-ay, right? :(

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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It's running at a million miles a second . :yucky: I can't play it!

 

Is it still running at a million miles a second if you refresh? I had that problem the first time I played.

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