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Gahh it's gonna rape us!

 

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A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

 

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

 

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

 

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

 

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

 

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

 

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

 

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

 

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

 

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

 

I don't know what to think :lol:

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Links are awesome.

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the garden gnome revolution has begun! :lol:

 

i knew this day would come

 

everybody, get your crowbars!

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Whoops, added it

 

it's from The Sun

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they're creepy little critters...

 

the way they just sit there... staring blankly...

 

i hate them :lol:

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I recommend you check out the video, scream in the end is hilarious :lol:

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You know, Walkerguy, you could just put a link to the CNN site in your profile, as opposed to littering the board with endless threads.

 

Artitcles about sand ninja kids and evil gnomes are as funny as my candy baron article. Very funny, this. :woot:

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Oh My God! As Xard said:

Gahh it's gonna rape us!

:)

This story made me laugh. Its probably a midget who took RE too seriously, and thought he needed to imitate Pyramid Head (Like that kid did with Garra of the Sand(Who ever that is))

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It's clearly a nisse.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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what's a nisse?

 

Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is

 

A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life

B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason

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what's a nisse?

 

Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is

 

A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life

B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason

I have no idea, and today, Publicity is very important to get income. There are certain aspects I don't believe. The part of a villager with a Cell Phone. Where might he get one? And I bet the video was framed, and the story was forged

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what's a nisse?

 

Seriously, what do you think this thing really is? I say it is

 

A) some midget having best laugh of his/her life

B) Clever ruse to draw attention to village for some reason

http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisse

 

"Nisse"

 

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^I could totally kick the crap out of that thing. Unless its a ninja too...it isnt a ninja is it?

but...but.. what if it had a chainsaw? like pyramid head(he had a chainsaw didn't he? I can't remember...)

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pyramidhead didn't need a chainsaw

 

he had a frickin pyramid-head

 

could probably kill you with a single headbutt....

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Didn't he have the world's biggest sword?

 

I suggest belt fed firepower for such a small fast moving target. Or spatulas. Your choice.

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*piteous wailing*

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.

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"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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no one seems to be taking this seriously!

 

the gnome revolution has begun! they'll kill us all! argh :)

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