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Are all WoW players weirdos like her?

 

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"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p

Not all. In fact, that would be one of the more amusing extremes.

 

From the way she posts the follow up, you'd think that it was her first time.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

Sluts like to play games too. I hope the 'lucky' guy didn't mind being second, third, or probably 100th. Then again, this could be a guy posting pictures of his sister or something and making everything up. Slightly entertaining, and I don't feel like I lost out on anything (except perhaps the chance to catch one or more STDs.)

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As an off-topic side note, Wistrik's signature is awesome.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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She's ugly as hell, btw. I pity the guy who slept with her... :)

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p

Pfft. Yar yar hump hump incident > this.

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Yarr Yarr hum hump > all

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

-_-

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"you can mount me" and "we can make the trade at your place since I can't host"

 

People actually talk like this?

"you can mount me" and "we can make the trade at your place since I can't host"

 

People actually talk like this?

ya rly

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

No.

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:x

 

 

...dear Jebus, dunna let her reproduce... :x

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

This is old news, but yes, all 5 million WoW players exchange sex for in game items on a regular basis. Excellent deducing, Sherlock.

Old news >_>.

All gamers EVERYWHERE.

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Either she's desperate for sex, or desperate for gold.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Either she's desperate for sex, or desperate for gold.

... Or attention ...

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You know she could have asked for something else than WoW gold.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

What do you suggest?

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Hmm, lets figure out what that was worth in real money. The bots offer gold at 50G/$3.99. So, 5000G = $399.00!!!

 

Sheesh, he would have been better off getting a hooker. Hell, get two hookers.

This puts a whole new spin on my "wow is balls" comment.

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wonder if he was watching her loins grind?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

I've got a few thousand gold on hand right now. Any of you desperate?

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Seen this a while ago.

IMO pretty sad, but, hey, it's her life. >_<

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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