Sand Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 On today's note, what kind of hamster costs $6,000, is purchased from a flooring company, and is assigned a job code? A hamster that gets out of its cage while the flooring company personal is laying down carpet, gets trapped under the secured carpeting, and the unknowing working uses a hammer to smoth out the bump, thusly creating a huge red stain on the newly installed carpet. Time for a new hamster and time for a new carpet, and possibly time for the guy to get a new job. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 (edited) *image edited for excessive tastelessness by Walsingham* Edited September 12, 2007 by Walsingham Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Gah! Today's just been a waste crap ass day for me. One of the worst I've had this year. I slept in, skipped breakfast because of sleeping in, and never did any TAFE. Instead I kept just wandering around the house, kinda like a nervous wreck, thinking and thinking about things, personal things, and was on and off the net, then yeah, basically I did **** all and then in the afternoon starting thinking about tonight's AFL semi-final that finished about 45 minutes or so ago and yeah, was trying to kill time and stuff before the match came on. I watched it, and the result was ****ed in the end. Stupid ****ing Collingwood ****! And to top it all off, I haven't even had any booze today. It's weird. I had a great day on Wednesday, yet it seems every time I have a better than the norm day, not long after I have a crap day. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'll stop my bitching now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 There there, Archie, there there. My day has been filled with coffee. But not nearly enough coffee. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Went into a Soviet theme party, with actual Russians and an Estonian. Later lockpicked a mailbox open to check on a girl's name and escorted a drunken police home. Also, lines composed a few miles above Tintern Abbey, bitchin'. I've actually been there and can vouch for Will's interpretation. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 There there, Archie, there there. My day has been filled with coffee. But not nearly enough coffee. Yeah, you can never have too much coffee. Well obviously you can but ah... uh, yeah. I must drink more coffee, to help relax me more. Most the time I succeed in drowning {with distractions} my stupid self-reflection thinking times on the negative things I've said and done in my life before that I regret and stuff, and the things I should've said or done in my life but never did and regret and stuff, and yeah, I get annoyed with myself when that happens, but unfortunately it just does, and it sometimes causes me to get in a ****ty and have wasteful days. I'm not talking about drugs or anything like that, as I've never taken drugs. It's complicated really. Lets just say I have an extremely unusual way of thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 (edited) There there, Archie, there there. My day has been filled with coffee. But not nearly enough coffee. Yeah, you can never have too much coffee. Well obviously you can but ah... uh, yeah. I must drink more coffee, to help relax me more. Most the time I succeed in drowning {with distractions} my stupid self-reflection thinking times on the negative things I've said and done in my life before that I regret and stuff, and the things I should've said or done in my life but never did and regret and stuff, and yeah, I get annoyed with myself when that happens, but unfortunately it just does, and it sometimes causes me to get in a ****ty and have wasteful days. I'm not talking about drugs or anything like that, as I've never taken drugs. It's complicated really. Lets just say I have an extremely unusual way of thinking. Well, your father does have a degree in psychology. Probably the easiest way to get a screwed up kid. I'm just kidding, of course. You don't sound "screwed up." However, you've made me curious. What's this "unusual way of thinking?" It might be atypical, but I doubt it's so extremely unusual. PM me about it. Edited September 14, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 ^ Will do some time down the track. I'm off to bed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 My wireless modem isn't setting up properly, so I cannot activate the security measures (i.e. the WEP-key). I feel like I'm the neighborhood's whorehouse of wireless fidelity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I'm living at my grandpas for a few days and I've been mooching off the neighbors for like the past 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 waiting for my new NVidia GeForce 8800 GTS 320MB stupid suppliers having to get some more in stock.... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Really pushing the running. No-one more startled than me to discover I am actually getting faster. Although it's only at the expense of looking like a Killer Tomato. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 (edited) I've stopped running in favor of studying for the moment, but once I get the hang of linguistic semantics again, I'n sure to start it again. I ate noodles today, was pretty horrible. All the dudes at the store ogled at my Londonian flatmate(ss), which was pretty fun. Edited September 15, 2007 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I've been a lazy prick as far as exercising has gone lately. No exercise for like nearly a week and a half. And when you add that to haven eaten Chinese, Fish n Chips, KFC, Pizza and Hungry Jacks, yeah, it's not too difficult to make your body feel like crap. I feel like my gut has expanded, but it hasn't. I'm a slim bugger. I've got a high metabolism. I'll go for a run on like, Monday or something. I never end up doing it like, regularly, because, well maybe it's because I don't warm up properly, or long enough, but always after a couple consecutive runs my legs feel like they're going to break apart, and when I go to go for like, a third run in a row in the space of four or five days, my shins and stuff start to cramp and **** after not even 50m, so yeah, that puts me off for a while, so you know, I don't think you can get that much out of running unless you do it consistently. That doesn't mean I'll quit doing it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I've been a lazy prick as far as exercising has gone lately. No exercise for like nearly a week and a half. And when you add that to haven eaten Chinese, Fish n Chips, KFC, Pizza and Hungry Jacks, yeah, it's not too difficult to make your body feel like crap. I feel like my gut has expanded, but it hasn't. I'm a slim bugger. I've got a high metabolism. I'll go for a run on like, Monday or something. I never end up doing it like, regularly, because, well maybe it's because I don't warm up properly, or long enough, but always after a couple consecutive runs my legs feel like they're going to break apart, and when I go to go for like, a third run in a row in the space of four or five days, my shins and stuff start to cramp and **** after not even 50m, so yeah, that puts me off for a while, so you know, I don't think you can get that much out of running unless you do it consistently. That doesn't mean I'll quit doing it, though. You make life sound so hopeless and stupid. Luckily high cholesterol will make you impotent and you'll make your way to an early grave before reproducing. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I eat about two meals(one warm, one cold) a day so I don't think I'll gain a lot of weight in this period. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'm looking forward to moving into our new town house sometime next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Accept Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 The last week have been extremly messy and... well, sad. I found out that my girlfriend had exchanged her number and series of SMS to one mate of mine, and that he gladly had answered all of it and maked a move on her. I dont know but... It hurts so extremly much, especially since it was she that gave him her number. Well, well. I was a bit furious at the beginning, but after all she came and said it by herself and she said that she doesnt feel anything for him. But I dont know so... we've pretty much taken a time-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Sounds pretty fishy accept. Maybe you should knee your "friend" in the crotch, then punch him in the throat and when he's convulsing on the ground foaming from the mouth you rob him of all his money. Then punt your gf in the crotch as well. Keep them on their toes, literally. But hey what do I know, I'm just an embittered shell of a man with broken calves. I mean i seriosuly cannot walk. I did some insane jump roping and I paid the ultimate price. I just don't understand why god would do something this tragic to me. But despite being a half cripple, today has started out alright. I woke up super early and watched saturday morning cartoons and I'll probably play some cnc3 and stuff. Will also get 360 this weekend me thinks, hopefully I'll be able to find a copy of halo 3 when it releases. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I'm trying to do some work from home today, and I'm discovering that I'm really, really bad at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 (edited) I've been a lazy prick as far as exercising has gone lately. No exercise for like nearly a week and a half. And when you add that to haven eaten Chinese, Fish n Chips, KFC, Pizza and Hungry Jacks, yeah, it's not too difficult to make your body feel like crap. I feel like my gut has expanded, but it hasn't. I'm a slim bugger. I've got a high metabolism. I'll go for a run on like, Monday or something. I never end up doing it like, regularly, because, well maybe it's because I don't warm up properly, or long enough, but always after a couple consecutive runs my legs feel like they're going to break apart, and when I go to go for like, a third run in a row in the space of four or five days, my shins and stuff start to cramp and **** after not even 50m, so yeah, that puts me off for a while, so you know, I don't think you can get that much out of running unless you do it consistently. That doesn't mean I'll quit doing it, though. You make life sound so hopeless and stupid. Luckily high cholesterol will make you impotent and you'll make your way to an early grave before reproducing. What the hell? What drugs are you taking? What kind of nonsense is this? How exactly have I made life sound so hopeless and stupid? Apart from this last week and a half or so, I hardly ever have take away, nor do I have a high cholesterol level. Also, I Edited September 16, 2007 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Woah, calm down there. It's about time you got jabbed by Laozi, I don't know anyone who hasn't been. Consider it yet another initiation rite. Getting uppity just makes yourself look silly. Carry on. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I'm rather hungover today. Was my birthday yesterday so I decided to celebrate by necking 20 double shots of tequila then I washed them down with a beer or 6. I was naturally very drunk indeed. Especially when you consider I'm a big lightweight that could have got rather drunk from just the beer. There are also pictures circulating of me wearing one of my female friends bras apparently. I have no memory of these photos being taken. Apparently I make a pretty girl though so it's all good. Fun times indeed. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Accept Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Today have been an EXTREMLY sucky-day. I've spent the whole day just thinking and beeing sad, and... damn I just can get her and the whole thing out of my head. I never knew it could hurt this much. But anyways - let's just forget about that. Actually I have been outside today - me and a friend went down to the gym for a couple of hours earlier today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Still keeping up my running. However I found an incredible food yesterday that will help me lose some weight, as well. Rice and fat free cheese burritos. Mmmm "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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