DAWUSS Posted May 26, 2007 Posted May 26, 2007 I know, it would probably make for a great Infinities piece... DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
SteveThaiBinh Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 "I knew we should've made that left turn at Albuquerque." "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
DSLuke Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 So it took the Sith only 4000 years to build the Death Star. Talking about planning. And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom
Gorth Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 Ebon Hawk: "This is the Ebon Hawk calling the Death Star... We have you surrounded and the Force is with us, you have no chance. Surrender and we will show you leniency!" Death Star: (sound of a switch being flipped) Bzzzz.... HUMMM.... *CRACKLE!*... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Purgatorio Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 Exile: "I'd be more impressed if there wasn't so many holes" S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.
Darth Mortis Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 Atton; 'I don't care if it can destroy planets, I just want to know if they have a toilet'
LadyCrimson Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 Will they have steak? I'm hungry. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Darth Osiris Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 Exile: Hang on... that doesn't look like coruscant... (death Star preparing to fire) Exile: Oh, I see! It was 1:143:1, not 1:143:7! Pain is all mankind is sure to experience. Somewhere this is a person, who has suffered a thousand planets' pain. Who has suffered pain that would kill a mortal, and still keeps fighting on. The one who reduces our suffering by taking the brunt of it. He is our true saviour. He is the son of thunder and consolation.
Darth Mortis Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 'My God, G0-T0's really let himself go.....' 'Thats the last time we take directions from some guy called the Doctor...' 'I told you Eni-meni-minei-mo wasn't a viable navigation system' 'Opps, wrong triligy' 'Lucasarts....we have a problem...' 'I take it back, T3 you are a valuable member of the team....now unlock the Navigation computer before they see us' 'So which one of you idiots said 'Nothing can stop us now?'
pantherus Posted May 27, 2007 Posted May 27, 2007 'My God, G0-T0's really let himself go.....' OMG!!! ROFL!!! G0-T0: "Woah! Check out the a$$ on her!!!" "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK-47 "BEEP BEEP BOOP!" - T3-M4 "Rawararr!!" - Zaalbar/Hanharr/...pretty much all Wookies...
DAWUSS Posted May 28, 2007 Author Posted May 28, 2007 "We count one ship sir, and it's so fast it's evading our turbolasers." "Then we'll fight it ship-to-ship. Get the crews to their fighters." DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
Gorth Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 "Next time, I will hold the map!" "Oops, forgot to tell you, the warranty on the autopilot expired last week..." "How could that oversized thing squeeze itself out of that tiny wormhole?!?" "Join the Jedi, see the Universe blah blah blah... note to self: Never volunteer for anything again!" “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
WITHTEETH Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 (edited) I see my caption was deleted to protect me from my own poor taste and others from my NOT-PG rated lewd and lascivious humour. Edited May 28, 2007 by metadigital lewd Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
The Dark Master Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 Exile: "This isn't where I parked my swoop" Sanity is for the weak!
Rosbjerg Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 Atton: "well, on the bright side, at least Alderaan doesn't exsist in this timeline!" Fortune favors the bald.
Darth Mortis Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 "This is Interstellar Postal, we have an urgent delivery for one Darth Revan..."
thepixiesrock Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 "That's no moon, it's a space station!" Haw haw haw haw ahw haw haw ahw ahw ahw ahw ahw haw haw haw ahw ahw ahw haw ha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha hww ahhw ahw ahw hawha hwa wha wha wha ahw ahhaw haw haw haw ha wha wha h haw haw haw haw haw haw ahw ahw haw ha wha wha wha haw haw ahw ahwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahw ahw ahw ahw ahw ahw ah whaa hwa a hw ahbw ahw haw awhw hw wahw hwahw wha wahw whaw hwa wahw awa hwaawm haw Get it, because it's like the quote from the movie! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
The Dark Master Posted May 29, 2007 Posted May 29, 2007 Atton: "I have a baaaad feeling about this" Sanity is for the weak!
metadigital Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Landiskan Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 Atton: "Are you sure you wanna go shopping here?" Exile: "Yeah, I heard they have more shoes here than in L.A."
Watchman Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 (edited) Death Star: "You have been cleared to land at dock 1268, it is on the left side, you will have to count. But I warn you, try to land at any other dock and you will be destroyed." Edit: "Darth Martis 'My god, G0-T0's really let himself go....' ". <-- LMAO Edited June 2, 2007 by Watchman
DAWUSS Posted June 28, 2007 Author Posted June 28, 2007 Let's just hope they have enough proton torpedoes left for the exhaust port DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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