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How can someone be so stupid so as to break his own Tv when playing with wii's remote controller? You are not supposed to swing it like crazy... geez...

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HAHAHAHAHAA! :blink:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

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The strap or the tv?

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Ah, not the tv. :blink:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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DAMAGE TOLL:

 

Broken Straps: 6

 

Televisions: 3

 

Walls: 2

 

Laptops: 1

 

Ceiling Fans: 1

 

Windows: 1

 

PDA: 1

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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Strap replacement should be fine... but man, you'd think they'd have tested this stuff. TV breaking is pretty sad, I wonder if any of them will have it repalced by Nintendo.

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That list doesn't include one I saw on the net years ago which was:

"Do not attempt to stop the chainsaw with your genitals."

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Imagine a really dumb guy who couldn't, for some reason, stop his chainsaw. And he attempts to stop it by holding the blade between his tighs, thus causing massive damage to his genitals. So he decides to sue the company for not having a warning on the label against such a situation. The company settles out of court and of course thinks it's better to be safe than sorry. And thus, we'd have such a warning on chainsaws. :)

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I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
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People getting sweaty hands by playing with their Wii! :lol:

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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"All NWN1 portraits were crappy."

 

Nintewndo should pay for the tv. They seem to have done a very poor job with their controller straps which directly led to the tv being broken.

 

No they shouldn't. Either way, one would have a hard time proving that the guy wasn't swinging the Wiimote around like a madman. If this was an epidemic like Xboxs overheating, catching on fire, or whatever, maybe.

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"All NWN1 portraits were crappy."

 

Nintewndo should pay for the tv. They seem to have done a very poor job with their controller straps which directly led to the tv being broken.

 

No they shouldn't. Either way, one would have a hard time proving that the guy wasn't swinging the Wiimote around like a madman. If this was an epidemic like Xboxs overheating, catching on fire, or whatever, maybe.

 

Exactly.

Besides, the game can be played simply by flickering the wrist, there is no need to actually swing in the air like a pro.

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"Either way, one would have a hard time proving that the guy wasn't swinging the Wiimote around like a madman."

 

Doesn't matter. The strap shouldn't be snapping. Poor workmanship on part of Nintendo is what caused the accident to occur. They should pay for both the strap and tv.

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DAMAGE TOLL:

 

Broken Straps: 6

 

Televisions: 3

 

Walls: 2

 

Laptops: 1

 

Ceiling Fans: 1

 

Windows: 1

 

PDA: 1

 

Reading about the new Wii controller: Priceless

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People getting sweaty hands by playing with their Wii!  :huh:

 

I had to read it 5 times before understanding the joke... :ermm:

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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