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FEEmaIl MAlkaVIaN!

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

I always wanted to try out a Toreador since they had a good selection of disciplines but I can never get past the fact that the male Toreador looks like one giant poof. Damn shame that Bloodlines didn't include more character models.

 

Change the character model for the Toreador to one of the in game models. :)

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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FEEmaIl MAlkaVIaN!

 

Yeah, you too can play as Sand and get owninated by the werewolf. :-

Malkavain females rule. The male one with the Dennis Rodman outfit looks freaky.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Malkavain females rule. The male one with the Dennis Rodman outfit looks freaky.

Yeah, I know.

 

And if you spin her really fast during character creation, her boobies jiggle. ^_^

 

BTW Gabs, have you enabled your player histories? Because it's like teh awesome!

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The female Malkavian does indeed have a bounce to her. ^_^

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

Baldur's Gate modding
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Several of the skins appear to have bounce, while others don't. Wonder what determined that...?

 

Funniest one was probably watching the opening with one of the stripper skins because it had such a completely incredibly unconvincing mega-bounce as the character walked behind the Prince as to be comedic.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Malkavain females rule. The male one with the Dennis Rodman outfit looks freaky.

Yeah, I know.

 

And if you spin her really fast during character creation, her boobies jiggle. ^_^

 

BTW Gabs, have you enabled your player histories? Because it's like teh awesome!

You guys and your breast fixation.

 

No I never enabled my player histories.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I wouldn't say its a fixation; I just can't figure out why they decided to have some models jiggle and others not to. :confused:

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

I wouldn't say its a fixation; I just can't figure out why they decided to have some models jiggle and others not to. :confused:

Because Malkavians are wacky.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

That may be, but it still seems odd to me... :shifty:

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Malkavians are odd.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

I wouldn't say its a fixation; I just can't figure out why they decided to have some models jiggle and others not to. :confused:

 

Obviously because the ones that have a jiggle to them are not wearing a bra??

I wouldn't say its a fixation; I just can't figure out why they decided to have some models jiggle and others not to. :confused:

 

Obviously because the ones that have a jiggle to them are not wearing a bra??

How peculiar. It seems this latest observation throws a monkey wrench into the boobies.

 

You see, upon conducting the Malky-Spinny-Boobie-Jiggly Experiment it's imperative to note that as her skirt flings up, she's wearing...a thong!

 

In itself this isn't unusual, except that if she would remember to wear a thong, then what possible source of Cainite fury could possess to forget her bra?

 

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It's a conspiracy!

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Maybe she finds bras constricting, seeking instead a free and easy alternative.

I wouldn't say its a fixation; I just can't figure out why they decided to have some models jiggle and others not to. :confused:

 

Obviously because the ones that have a jiggle to them are not wearing a bra??

 

I not 100% convinced this is the case; first off in real life, breasts still have some movement even in a bra. Having tried out a fair number of the different models in the game, and a number of those have a bounce that is consistant with being in a bra AFAIK (ie theres a bit of bounce across the top to indicate breast movement while "restrained" in the bra). I can't remember all of the ones that fit this, but Therese has some bounce, but is clearly supposed to be wearing a bra and one of the Chinatown models as well.

 

This is also born out by looking at the odd way certain models deform under the "money x" code. The ones that don't change at all under this code are the breasts that don't move at all. Amid those that do respond to the money x code, the level of "bounce" is different as well; the malkavian and Rosa has a bit of "swing" and bounce, some (like one of the Chinatown models I mentioned earlier) has just a minor bit of bounce, one of the "stripper" models rolls around like a pair of loose cumquats and so on.

 

So it raises the question why some are bouncy and others aren't.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Maybe she finds bras constricting, seeking instead a free and easy alternative.

:(

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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Malkavians are odd.

Yes they are that. The one I am playing right now is a little bit on the psychotic side. She's already lost some humanity points by draining a couple of people dry. Ops!

 

I am debating whether to make her a melee specialist or a firearms expert. :confused:

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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TeamBG
Baldur's Gate modder/community leader
Baldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta tester
Baldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester

Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester

Melee FTW! Most of the fighting is done face to face, making the use of ranged weapons limited.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I had celerity maxed out with a melee specialist. OH MY GAWD!

 

It was messed in the head.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

Especially if you're Malkavian. Doubly messed in the head.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I love my Killmatic.

 

I only use melee at the beginning of the game when my firearms skill sucks, and the overpowered Blood Buff skill makes up for my melee deficiencies.

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Firearms are good towards the end, especially against that bat thing you have to fight. I'll have a few points in firearms but my main speciality is melee. Killa Katana!

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

I do still use the Katana at times towards the end of the game, such as in the Hallowbrook Hotel. Mostly because of the ability to stealth kill.

Toreador + Auspex + Celerity + any weapon that allows for headshots = wicked sniping

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