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Slayer -- Seasons in the Abyss

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un M'a Dit

Can she even sing?

 

 

I mean she's got a good face and a nice pair of knockers, but, like dude, that looks like a big ole' fashion torture just waiting to happen. I wish you luck, brave warrior of faith!

 

 

Wes Montgomery - God Bless The Child

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She can. She's awesome. She's kinda a like a modern Francoise Hardy.

 

If you haven't heard her music, try it.

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Tom Waits - Invitation to the Blues.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Tom Waits -- Warm Beer and Cold Women(live)

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I'm taking a trip down memory lane with the boys from Oasis and their first album Definately Maybe, in particular 'Slide away'.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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I'm kind of doing the same thing, but with Propagandhi.

 

I always get a good laugh when singing this song out loud.

 

Less Talk More Rock

 

I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man to dance

As hard as he can to this, my song.

And bring your stupidest friends along.

We wrote this song because it's ****ing boring

To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring.

And your macho **** won't phase me now.

It just makes us laugh, we got your cash,

Court-jester take a bow.

Because did you know that when I was nine,

I tried to **** a friend of mine?

HE was 8, then I turned 10.

14 years later it happened again (with another friend).

This time me on the receiving end.

And all the fists in the world can't save you now.

Cuz if you dance to this,

Then you drink to me and my sexuality.

With your hands down my pants by transitive property

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Does that one go over well in Texas, laozi?

 

Willie Nelson - Crazy

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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No, I actually got beat up a couple of times in highschool by large gangs of cowboys. You know typical "only a queer would listen to this **** ****" type things. It was all pretty typical cliche highschool stuff until one of our friends flipped out and brained a kicker with the truck of his skateboard.

 

 

Propagandhi -- Nationstates

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Tenhi - Kuulut kesiin

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Foo Fighters - Best Of You.

Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.

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Propagandhi -- Gifts

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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You're really dying to see that movie aren't you?

 

 

Toadies - Quitter.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Ghostface Killah - Wu Banga 101 [Featuring GZA, Raekwon, Cappadonna and Masta Killa]

 

 

[GZA]

Yo, too advanced, Digi' stance, made the CD enhanced

I move with the speed and strength of ants

Identical in form with the Beez they swarm

Hold up the cold current appear warm

My first verbal brawl, started on some yes yes y'all

to the beat y'all, break your windshield, your jeep stall

Mr. Traffic, dumbin [----], from ecclesiastic

Cashier, holdin out, fine, cut off the plastic

See the logo? A monument in hip-hop

Carved out, in the giant landscape, of broken rocks

Whether heard in herb spots, jukebox or malt shops

Uncut live, drop eighty-five, in one shot

Spotlight hits the metal mic, majority stare

Heard the Wu snare, while my iris cut down the glare

Walk a road the great length you find too long to measure

My Clan a make me rhyme like D. Banner under pressure

No surprise, double disc touched five

Those elements, kept environments colonized

with the high flyin death-defyin flow like the Rebel

Right there, but you're one light year, from my level

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Lacuna Coil- Within Me

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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Mudmen - Home for a Rest.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Trettio

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

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Thirty Years War - War Song

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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NoMeansNo - One fine day

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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