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New Name for Revolution


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This little console

went to market,

this little console

stayed home,

this little console

had roast beef,

this little console

had none;

and this little console

went WII WII WII

all the way home.

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I will support this name to the end. Finally an end of the macho-wannabe attitude for insecure nerds. HAIL NINTENDO!

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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awhile ago, in a rev thread, someone posted a picutre of a kid getting a Revolution and opening the box, throwing away the system and playing with the box.....

 

 

..while going "wheeeeeeeee"

 

if I could only find it

 

It was N64.

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I might make a spoof ad later but I think Nintendo might have an interestig Ad-campaign for DS to Wii connectivity:

 

Touching is good.

Touching your Wii is better.

 

Wii-DS

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I hearby announce my own new gaming console, the Pii. Now, you too can say, "I'm going to go play with my Pii", and have hours of enjoyment waving around your Pii stick, the name for my new controller. And, believe it or not, I created this new name without even the slightest bit of help from my marketing team! They even banged their heads against a wall in appreciation. What a genius am I!

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Hades begins to sing

 

You start-off, my wishes

No you start-off

AND Wiiii!

 

Oh my God!

There was this guy and a remote controller,

And he went...

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

Oh my God!

Then I went up to my Mom,

And she bought me...

Wiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

That's alright!

Cause I went over to my Dad,

And he played...

Wiiiiiiiii!

 

Oh my God!

Then there was this guy

And he goes "hey I got a DS"

And I go...

Wiiiiiii!

 

Yo! I ran into a tough Geek,

And he was like "Hawking plays"

Wiiiiiiii!

 

Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street,

And it was like...

Wiiiiiiii! BLEEEEEEP!

 

Yo! I saw this kid in a beanbag,

And he was playing furiously,

And he was like...

Wiiiiiii!

 

Yo! I was searching for seats here,

And this guy he was like "I got RE5"

And I was like... OH MY GOD!

Wiiiiiii!

 

When you're a kid and you wanna go "wiiiiiii".

But you ain't got a PC yet!

You hold on for your life,

Hold on to your little Nitendo... and strife...

 

Nintendo and strife(x3)

Nintendo and strife(x3)

Nintendo and strife(x3)

Nintendo and strife(x3)

 

The controller is like lightning...

In the lightning... in the rain...

Wiiiiiii!

 

YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street,

And he didn't get hit by a car,

So it was like...

Wiiiiii!

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well I guess it gives SOME reason as to the wierd controller....

 

after all you aim and it MOVES!

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Nintendo have just taken them selves into a new world of hurt.

 

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(w00t) :p:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

God, I can't quit laughing at this!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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:p

 

One industry analyst who spoke in the condition of anonymity said flat out the choice was wrong, for a number of reasons. "It's a sound that doesn't exist in Japanese, so Japanese people will struggle to pronounce it."

 

Acknowledging that Nintendo has had code names for their consoles before--Dolphin became the GameCube, for instance. But this time, the analyst said, "Nintendo let the code name gain a little too much currency: people were used to it, and it was widely accepted as the console's name."

 

"Now they have a stupid-sounding manufactured name that probably wouldn't have tested well with English speakers if they'd bothered doing any market research," the analyst said. "And they're going to try to use it to replace an evocative, well-accepted name that people have been using for well over a year. Bad, stupid move."

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