Darque Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 This little console went to market, this little console stayed home, this little console had roast beef, this little console had none; and this little console went WII WII WII all the way home.
Meshugger Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 I will support this name to the end. Finally an end of the macho-wannabe attitude for insecure nerds. HAIL NINTENDO! "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Llyranor Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 despite the Wii's small size, it'll: One, be bigger than yours. And two, will get more use than yours. Nintendo's Wii is bigger and better than yours. Now stuff it. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
kirottu Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 awhile ago, in a rev thread, someone posted a picutre of a kid getting a Revolution and opening the box, throwing away the system and playing with the box..... ..while going "wheeeeeeeee" if I could only find it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was N64. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Meshugger Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 I might make a spoof ad later but I think Nintendo might have an interestig Ad-campaign for DS to Wii connectivity: Touching is good. Touching your Wii is better. Wii-DS "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Ekkest Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 I hearby announce my own new gaming console, the Pii. Now, you too can say, "I'm going to go play with my Pii", and have hours of enjoyment waving around your Pii stick, the name for my new controller. And, believe it or not, I created this new name without even the slightest bit of help from my marketing team! They even banged their heads against a wall in appreciation. What a genius am I!
Craigboy2 Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.gamespot.com/news/6148462.html (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
Tigranes Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 A Wii in Every Home, For Every Member of the Family. Now I'll DEFINITELY get one. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Judge Hades Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) Hades begins to sing You start-off, my wishes No you start-off AND Wiiii! Oh my God! There was this guy and a remote controller, And he went... Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Oh my God! Then I went up to my Mom, And she bought me... Wiiiiiiiiiiii! That's alright! Cause I went over to my Dad, And he played... Wiiiiiiiii! Oh my God! Then there was this guy And he goes "hey I got a DS" And I go... Wiiiiiii! Yo! I ran into a tough Geek, And he was like "Hawking plays" Wiiiiiiii! Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street, And it was like... Wiiiiiiii! BLEEEEEEP! Yo! I saw this kid in a beanbag, And he was playing furiously, And he was like... Wiiiiiii! Yo! I was searching for seats here, And this guy he was like "I got RE5" And I was like... OH MY GOD! Wiiiiiii! When you're a kid and you wanna go "wiiiiiii". But you ain't got a PC yet! You hold on for your life, Hold on to your little Nitendo... and strife... Nintendo and strife(x3) Nintendo and strife(x3) Nintendo and strife(x3) Nintendo and strife(x3) The controller is like lightning... In the lightning... in the rain... Wiiiiiii! YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street, And he didn't get hit by a car, So it was like... Wiiiiii! Edited April 27, 2006 by Judge Hades
Calax Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 well I guess it gives SOME reason as to the wierd controller.... after all you aim and it MOVES! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
sega-soldier Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 Nintendo have just taken them selves into a new world of hurt.
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 Those stick figures are so versatile. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback]
LoneWolf16 Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 Nintendo have just taken them selves into a new world of hurt. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) God, I can't quit laughing at this! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
kumquatq3 Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 One industry analyst who spoke in the condition of anonymity said flat out the choice was wrong, for a number of reasons. "It's a sound that doesn't exist in Japanese, so Japanese people will struggle to pronounce it." Acknowledging that Nintendo has had code names for their consoles before--Dolphin became the GameCube, for instance. But this time, the analyst said, "Nintendo let the code name gain a little too much currency: people were used to it, and it was widely accepted as the console's name." "Now they have a stupid-sounding manufactured name that probably wouldn't have tested well with English speakers if they'd bothered doing any market research," the analyst said. "And they're going to try to use it to replace an evocative, well-accepted name that people have been using for well over a year. Bad, stupid move."
kumquatq3 Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 Someone needs to as the Pope on his stance on people playing with their Wii's
Krookie Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 BOY:"Maybe we could go back up to my room and I could show you my...Wii." GIRL: Could I...Play with it? BOY: Well, what else would you do with it? GIRL: Hm, I don't know.
kumquatq3 Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 (edited) Am I going to have to blow in my Wii to get it to work? Edited April 28, 2006 by kumquatq3
Krookie Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 Will I have to keep touching it for it to stay standing up?
kumquatq3 Posted April 28, 2006 Posted April 28, 2006 What do you mean your last boyfriends Wii looked bigger than mine? Do you think my Wii can get a virus?
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