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If you die and discover there is a God,

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Is that when you started toking? To take the pain away?

Don't worry about it. It's a unique name then and to be admired. I'm certain she either made some family out there outrageously happy, or is up, well fed, and laying at god's feet.

Edited by LoneWolf16

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

jesus saves! Do not be blinded by the false faiths out there. They will BURN in HELL!

TBH I'm oversensitive when it comes to my dog.  So I'll apologize for the bastards remark.

Aren't we all. I can still get teary eyed when I think back on the day we buried our last retriever, some five years ago, she had been my pet since I was six.

 

Oh well, such is life.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

I wouldn't be over-worried about giving a (formerly) masculine name to a female. Hasn't bothered Cameron Diaz ...

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TBH I'm oversensitive when it comes to my dog.  So I'll apologize for the bastards remark.

Aren't we all. I can still get teary eyed when I think back on the day we buried our last retriever, some five years ago, she had been my pet since I was six.

 

Oh well, such is life.

Just reminded me of my own retriever's age...any year now...

 

God, I hate the inevitable.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

jesus saves! Do not be blinded by the false faiths out there. They will BURN in HELL!

 

How many times are you going to reiterate that rather flimsy "epigram"?

jesus saves! Do not be blinded by the false faiths out there. They will BURN in HELL!

 

How many times are you going to reiterate that rather flimsy "epigram"?

 

But Jesus, you save!

Current 3DMark

. I'm certain she either made some family out there outrageously happy

 

You mean like the family that took her? Maybe I'll ask god to smite those bastards then. But then I probably wouldn't be in a position to get into heaven with an attitude like that.

 

And don't worry Gabs, I'll load up a pic so huge that you'll have time to go cook a pot of ichiban noodles while it loads up on your dial up modem.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

jesus saves! Do not be blinded by the false faiths out there. They will BURN in HELL!

 

How many times are you going to reiterate that rather flimsy "epigram"?

I was hoping GJK would pop up but alas, that is not so. All well back to the basics.

 

Satan rules.

. I'm certain she either made some family out there outrageously happy

 

You mean like the family that took her? Maybe I'll ask god to smite those bastards then. But then I probably wouldn't be in a position to get into heaven with an attitude like that.

 

And don't worry Gabs, I'll load up a pic so huge that you'll have time to go cook a pot of ichiban noodles while it loads up on your dial up modem.

Just trying to be nice. ;)

 

And who would take a puppy? Ever ask your parents about it?

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

jesus saves! Do not be blinded by the false faiths out there. They will BURN in HELL!

 

How many times are you going to reiterate that rather flimsy "epigram"?

 

But Jesus, you save!

 

Well yeah, but only when I'm refunded....in the flesh naughty.gif

 

It's okay Gabs, if GJK ever returns you can go the more rewarding way and proclaim me your messiah, sure to frighten the little alt.

Edited by Baley

That's you Bok, the sad thing is that you never even knew it.

Gray Jedi Knight, the religious fanatic we have here.

I just remembered the Frappr thing....dear sweet Baley, GJK can FIND us, man! The end is nigh! Repent!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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