Blank Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Also, let's get more reviews. I already typed gibberish in and called it a review; it's someone elses turn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "gibberish in". I call that my review. Okay, someone else's turn. Edited March 23, 2006 by Blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Blank is witty and topical. Edited March 23, 2006 by Draken_Fett Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Blank is witty and topical. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it's all you guys. I simply took you up on the 'topical' claim and BAM!, automatic wit. Witty and Topical Edited March 23, 2006 by Blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cantousent Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Well, here is the first part of the report. Contrary to what my friend meta thinks, I'm quite open to criticism when I've solicited it. In fact, I almost always find some way to incorporate good suggestions. So, it can be a bit heavy, but let's strike a lighter note. What can I do to infuse some humor into this report? I looked up from where I stood. The single wall wrapped around a circular room, with three entrances, one each for the defendant, the prosecution, and the defense. Above the low wall stood rows upon rows of seats reaching up in an ever widening curve. In the middle of the room stood the defendant, J.E. Sawyer. Across from me stood my opponent, the prosecutor. Although I did not know the defendant particularly well, I stood as Sawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Blank is witty and topical. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The kid Gets it From me Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 No, pixies, your humor isn't witty and topical, it's silly and typical. And the above report is nice; one of the better ones. 'Course, that's only my opinion, and I liked the Super Mario Bros movie, so I wouldn't trust what I say too much. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Hey! I liked the Mario movie! Then again, people don't trust me. <_< kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I trust you. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Exceptions only prove the rule. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Lisdten, I know you are upset and everything, but what you have to remember is that global warming is just a theory at this point. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Never! You can't make me! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I can fake you though. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 (edited) Hey! I liked the Mario movie! That's a classical Then again, people don't trust me. <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I do Edited March 23, 2006 by jorian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Thanks, that's...a relief. <_< kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Thanks, that's...a relief. <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...do you have a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Let's get back to the reviews, shall we? Anyone want to do the second half of Sawyer's review? huh? Pixies? Can I send a little love your way by letting you finish the trial? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 No, not at all. Nevermind me. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 No, not at all. Nevermind me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...umm...OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I feel insulted, meta. It's not too late for me to dip my pen in the venom inkwell. You'd better watch out! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *shakes in boots* /acting OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Curse you, meta. Swineheart. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Castle Wolfenstein! Your VIPness doesn't scare me, Eldar! *maniacal laughter* OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 +1,000.03785 points to meta for finding one of my all time favorites. In the original, you were a British soldier. I played mine on the Atari, and it was awesome. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 I remember that! It even had voices! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Let's get back to the reviews, shall we? Anyone want to do the second half of Sawyer's review? huh? Pixies? Can I send a little love your way by letting you finish the trial? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I liked it Eldar, and agree that it is one of the better ones yet. I don't think it needs more humour, just an ending. There was some good humour in it already; adding more might help, but if you can't think of any, it isn't necessary. and I also liked the mario bros. movie... :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Because I like you, I'm going to let you live for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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