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When I grow up I want to be...

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...gay.

 

Discuss.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Gay man goes on walk about. The End.

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I am surprised noone punched him or slapped him in the face...

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My thoughts exactly.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Ahh, so thats what that was, i've seen the Scarlet Johanssssseeenn grope footage and I was surprised to see the hand not get slapped.

But now knowing who he is... I understand. His gay powers of campness effectively renders him immune to being called a pervert or whatever. If anyone were to hit him they would be forever tarred with the title of... homophobe!!! :o

Also because he is gay it means he derives no sexual pleasure from this kind of behaviour towards women and so it makes it perfectly acceptable... right?

 

Btw Numbers, your new avy/sig combo confuses me. :) One says Hindu/Jain, the other says Third Reich.

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When I grow up I want to be Scarlet Johanssen.

When I grow up i want to be...: BIG :)

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I don't think he's really gay. I think its just a front for grabbing teh boobies. If I was in his spot I would have tried the same thing. Have you noticed the rack on Scarlet J? Every time I see her on the teevee I reach for the screen. It gets a little embarrassing at the theatres, though.

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I don't think he's really gay.  I think its just a front for grabbing teh boobies.  If I was in his spot I would have tried the same thing.  Have you noticed the rack on Scarlet J?  Every time I see her on the teevee I reach for the screen.  It gets a little embarrassing at the theatres, though.

 

hahaha Classic post. What that you folks say? Pure GOLD!

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I agree.. I've actually tried to play that card from time to time .. though with variable succes! :">

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Ahh, so thats what that was, i've seen the Scarlet Johanssssseeenn grope footage and I was surprised to see the hand not get slapped.

But now knowing who he is... I understand. His gay powers of campness effectively renders him immune to being called a pervert or whatever. If anyone were to hit him they would be forever tarred with the title of... homophobe!!! :o

Also because he is gay it means he derives no sexual pleasure from this kind of behaviour towards women and so it makes it perfectly acceptable... right?

That's my point. I mean, who wouldn't want to be gay?

 

 

Btw Numbers, your new avy/sig combo confuses me. :) One says Hindu/Jain, the other says Third Reich.

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- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Btw Numbers, your new avy/sig combo confuses me. :) One says Hindu/Jain, the other says Third Reich.

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Heh heh. Another good one. Personally, I think it's a mistake to let someone's proclaimed sexual orientation insulate him from criticism for actions that would otherwise draw fire.

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Arn't her boobs fake?

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Why wait till you

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Why wait till you

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Arn't her boobs fake?

NO! ans it is blasphemy to claim such a thing. :angry:

wait, aren't those boobs fake or something?

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Arn't her boobs fake?

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"Some secrets are best left... undisturbed"

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

wait, aren't those boobs fake or something?

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I want to be Numbersman when I grow up. No, wait, I mean Eldar too. Wait, also, Surreptishus.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

If you them all together you can almost get half decent woman. :lol:

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Or Hentai.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

That kind of hentai I really don

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I know I do.

 

 

Don't I?

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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