electronic pest Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 lets make up hilarious cutscenes that would of never been in kotor 1/2 ive got a few Kotor1 - how they could of crashed on the unknown planet Carth is sleeping on the control pad Revan - Hey arent you supposed to be driving that Carth - (woken up now) its on auto pilot Revan - ....this ship doesnt have autopilot Carth - uh oh (they crash) Kotor 1 - The scene where revan enters Malaks chambers on the starforge Revan starts hacking through the door with his saber Revan - {psychoticly shouting} HERES REVAN!!! Kotor 2 - After the ending Atton - hey where was i? exile - they cut alot of stuff out and you where supposed to be attacked by sion and some other cool stuff on the ravager and some other crap atton - damn you obsidian exile - dont blame them blame LA atton - damn you los angeles exile - no not that LA the one that made star wars atton - oh....thank you lucasarts from saving me from the great pain sion would have brought upon me Kotor 2 - a kreia/exile teaching scene exile - hey kriea do you know everything? kriea - well i know that a few thousand years in the future a deadly alien race called the yuzhan vong will take over the galaxy exile - .......what? kriea - you and i will never live to see it Kotor 2 - a conversasion between go-to and exile exile - hey goto for a character you sure do suck go-to - i could blow up right now but you are to good an employee to kill exile - since when did you become my boss? a scene for a later kotor game - revan returns and heads to carths ship revan - hey can i use your bathroom carth - hi revan where ya been revan - shut up you whiny little **** and let me use your bathroom carth - ok then but im not sure i should trust you because i shouldnt trust people because trusting is bad and blah blah blah more whiny **** revan - ( elecrotutes carth) now shut the **** up while i go to the bathroom you make up more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 cute ^ Revan to HK: R: Are your assassination protcols fully functional yet? HK: Yes Master, I do believe they are R: I need a vacation, I'm going to stay here and sunbathe - you go terminate the 'original meatbag' HK: Bastila to Revan: B: You fool, you could have been the Dark Lord! Malak was right about you! R: Been there, done that. You can only take over the galaxy so many times before it gets boring. B: ... R: Instead, I'm going to @@@ off and abandon you all regardless of the outcome of my choices B: Bu-but master, we need you! *wail* who will I whine to and lecture about the darkside? Who will come to save me?! R: T3 HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAWUSS Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 this has been done before (lines you wished your characters would have said or something like that....) Anyway: Atton and Exile are "hooking up power couplings" in the Ebon Hawk's dorms. Kreia: Oh the indignity! Mandalorian on the Ravager: Let's blow this thing and go home! Bouncers break up the Twin Suns - Atton duel Peragus miner to Coorta: We should call off collecting the bounty on the Jedi. She's too hot to kill... Exile to Azkul, Vrook, and Adare: Can we just settle this over a game of Pazaak? The winner owns Dantooine? The others: NO! DAWUSS Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngle Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Revan: Hey, I got two tickets to a Metalica concert. Want to go? Bastila: Uh, noo. Revan: Why not!? They cost me a fortune! Bastila: I don't like Metalica! They are so ...violent! Revan: Violent!? Metalica, violent!? Bastila: Yes! Metalica is violent! It...it might ..uh..remind you of a few things! (Marine Axiom) Sweat Dries Blood Clots Bones Heal SUCK IT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Jerry Springer Style for Handmaiden and Visas fighting over the Exile. HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVala Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) Malak-(dying voice)- I......am your..........twice removed........8th cousin........on my mothers side..........who was a twi'lek hooker, but she had as sister, who was concieved. Revan-Uhhhhhhhh, could you repeat that? Malak- Ugggg... (Dies) Revan- Wait....HOLY CRAP! I'M RELATED TO THAT DIRTBAG?!?!?! And a Twi'lek? Well at least she was hott! Malak Force Ghost- No, actually she looked like Kreia. Revan- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Edited January 31, 2006 by DarthVala "Great intelligence usually goes hand in hand with great stupdity." Join The Sibilati! -Sibilati retrorsum sibilamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Here is a scene I'd pay money to see: (written by yours truly in a moment of boredom.) On the Endar Spire HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kdy-worker 1138 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Exile : "Sometimes when That guy *Points to the player on the other side of the monitor" ain't looking , I pray that this time the ending will be better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Why do I have the feeling that this thread will share the end of the previous three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVala Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Ehhh, it's not relevant to........oh right, were not it the spoilers forum. I knew that. :cool: "Great intelligence usually goes hand in hand with great stupdity." Join The Sibilati! -Sibilati retrorsum sibilamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) You guys are wirdoes. Edited February 1, 2006 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthVala Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 You're flattering me..... :"> "Great intelligence usually goes hand in hand with great stupdity." Join The Sibilati! -Sibilati retrorsum sibilamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Revan: Hk-47, I love you. Hk-47: Statement: I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaedra36 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A conversation between Kreia and the Exile at the end (if you were a guy!) Exile: Did you love me? Kreia: I loved you, I would have destroyed the galaxy for you. I love you more than that Handmaiden or Visas! Why settle for them when you could have me?! Exile: Umm because I love <insert love interest's name here> and you are old..and nasty. Kreia: Well too bad, you are stuck with me! I used the Force to make me pregnant with your baby! You are mine for 18 yrs now!! Exile: *stabs himself with lightsaber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You guys are wirdoes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the kindess thing anyone has ever said to me on these forums HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaedra36 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I <3 being a weirdo. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be posting on these forums and defending Carth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) Carth to HK: Carth: "Droid or not, when this is over, I'll see you get a medal" HK: "Commentary: Only the master may present me with upgrades. Keep your meatbag medal or you will find it pinned through your heart." Carth: "Mouthy droid..." Revan: "I don't know, I rather like him." Bastila: "Revan! Beware the darkside!" Revan: "Sigh. Yes dear. I guess your screams would get annoying quickly, Carth. Sorry HK, another time." HK: "Master, you are so cruel to deprive me of such pleasantries." Carth: "Stupid droid." ~~~ Exile to Vogga the Hutt E: [force persuade] You do not want me/Handmaiden/Mira to dance for you V: I do not want you or your companions to dance for me *Mira whispers in the Exile's ear* E: [force persuade] Instead, you want to dance for us and lose ten pounds! V: I want to dance fo- what? E: [persuade] We're uh, trying out an experimental diet for which you hired us V: <_< E: [force persuade] You will pay us 500 credits for every pound you lose Edited February 2, 2006 by Dyan HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swedish Dark Lord III Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Exile to Vogga the HuttE: [force persuade] You do not want me/Handmaiden/Mira to dance for you V: I do not want you or your companions to dance for me *Mira whispers in the Exile's ear* E: [force persuade] Instead, you want to dance for us and lose ten pounds! V: I want to dance fo- what? E: [persuade] We're uh, trying out an experimental diet for which you hired us V: <_< E: [force persuade] You will pay us 500 credits for every pound you lose <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha.. tha one made me laugh for like 10min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 HK: Query: Should I kick the pitiful meatbag at the dock into space, Master? Revan: But I am at the dock, and no one else is in here!! HK: Statement: I know, 'Master'. Revan: HK-47 !!! What are you doing!!? HK: Evil laugh and statement: I'm HK-50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaedra36 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 HK47: So why have you voice-locked the navicomputer T4M4? T4M4: *whips off his costume and shows Chuck Norris underneath* I will not let you get here the navicomputer! HK47: WHA-CHUCK NORRIS?! T4M4/Chuck Norris: *roundhouse kick to HK47's face* HK47: Stupid..meatbag.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electronic pest Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Kotor 1 - Revan returns to his ship to find the gizka herd have vanished R - hey uh whered the gizka go Carth - we barbecued em R - arent you going to whine now about how you didnt trust them Carth - ... Canderous - Gizka are tasty R - you have any left Canderous - well there was one left but HK shot it R - why HK - {Answer} Master these small green meatbags were quite a pestilence and i needed revenge R - but it was already dead HK - i just like shooting meatbags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxdez Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Revan:Of all the freakin spaceships in the whole galaxy you would think I would steal the one with a washroom.... Damn I need to take a dump..... (Bastila walks by him)(Revan tries to hide the fact he needs to take a dump) Bastila:Revan what have you been doing you've been pacing for the last couple hours? Revan:NOTHING... LEAVE ME ALONE... Bastila:Fine, no need to get hostel. (She leaves) Revan:Where's T3, just a little work with my trusty old lightsabre and- (Jolee walks in) Jolee:And what? Revan:Nothing, damn can't an uber powerful Jedi talk to himself now and then. Obi and Luke always did it. Jolee:Okay... Um just wanted to tell you I used T3 as the can. Just couldn't wait and might I add if you need to go go before the wookie Muhahahahah!!!!cough- cough-cough Revan:Where is Zaalbar I'm going to need toilet paper. Edited February 3, 2006 by foxdez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I posted this on the quotes topic but anyway... Revan: Look if you ****in beat this padawan long enough, he'll tell you who started the god damn Coruscant fire now that don't necessarily make it ****en so! Come on man think! (Reservior Dogs) (Revan ignites his lightsaber and looks into the mirror and says) You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. (Taxi Driver) (Revan is asking Master Vrook some questions on Dantooine...) Revan: What does Darth Malak look like? Vrook: What? Revan: What planet you from? Vrook: What? Revan: What ain't no planet I ever heard of! Do they speak Galactic Basic in What? Vrook: What? Revan: Galactic Basic mother****er do you speak it! Vrook: Yes! Revan: Then you know what I'm saying! Vrook: Yes! Revan: Describe what Darth Malak looks like! Vrook: What, I-? Revan: (pointing his lightsaber) Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more goddamn time. Vrook: He's bald... Revan: Does he look like a bitch? Vrook: What? (Revan cuts off Master Vandar's head) Revan: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Vrook: No! Revan: Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Vrook? Vrook: I didn't. Revan: Yes you did. Yes you did, Vrook. You tried to **** him. And Darth Malak don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Carth Onasi. (Pulp Fiction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 thats gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice-Cold Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 lol funny stuff.. you guys are funny and weird :D lol Shane Tyduk Some awesome title name here "If you sharpen a knife to its limits, you run the risk of cutting your own hand. The knife has no choice but to be as sharp as you made it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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