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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Sorry guys, I'll try to get to it later today.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Two months!

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Lucky for you back when you were in cop school, you aced "Villainy Enhancing Before the Coroner Arrives" class. Too bad you failed all the other classes. After drawing the fake moustaches all over the perps body, you decide to color over his eye in black to make it look like and eye patch. Now it's time to get back to work.

 

( A ) Follow the blood-trail left by Mr. Shortly

 

( B ) Examine a small note dropped during the commotion

 

( C ) Search your car for your badge.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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You pick up the small note:

 

1 dozen Eggs

2 gallons of milk

1 pound flour

3 sticks butter

 

You flip the piece of paper over:

 

Janet, will you go steady with me?

 

[] Yes

[] No

 

 

( A ) Hmm... Looks like someone was doing some shopping, maybe I should check the local supermarket...

 

( B ) I'm hungry, time for some lunch.

 

( C ) You can't always tie up your loose ends, sometimes you gotta call it quits, and give up on the case. It's been a good run, and there were some times I didn't think I would make it out, but I think thats all behind me now. I just have to move on.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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That piece of paper could have come from anywhere, and the guy might've picked it up and wrote that jr. high thing on the back, having yet to deliver it. Lou should follow Mr. Shortly and appeal to his emotions with a phrase like, "Janet payed your bounty and wants you to stop all of this, she is waiting for you right now." We have about a 25% chance that it was his, (or even if it was his dead buddy's, then his buddy might know/like her too). So he probably will ask, "where is she waiting?" or if we are lucky, "She's waiting at her house?" or something like that, giving a location. If he says the former, then Lou replies, "She says you would know." Lou tails him whatever the case, and interrogates Janet later, figuring out more about Mr. Stoutly and cohorts.

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So...

 

What are you saying Blank?

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I am saying that the blood trail is still there and that Lou can easily follow it to where Mr. Shortly went, unless he had an escape vehicle, but we won't know that until we get to where his vehicle was parked and the trail stops, or whatever the case may be. So, (A) from the options prior to the most recent ones.

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Blanky, Blanky, Blanky, you're ignorance is so cute. You see, this is a completely open ended, choose your own adventure story. There are no limits on what you can and can not do. Now do you understand why you can't do that?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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No, because it is all of those things, and more.

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http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Baley already picked A.

 

Where's our check up on the local super market, you lazy, funny-hat-wearing Wiccan?

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Yes, that is a lot of corn, isn't it?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Not as ugly as you're face will be if you keep asking so many questions.

 

Because believe me. I made lots.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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No, lots of sandwiches.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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