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Hmmm?

 

(The Eternity Girls are all of my ex-girlfriends which is the highest rank of girls at Heroic Destiny Squad but that's a whole nother thing unrelated to this mission)

 

How come ex-girlfriends are highest ranking?

 

Otherwise I

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This looks like a guy I saw on Something Awful the othert day when they were making fun of MySpace profiles

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Colonel Biff Starchunk!

 

Now that's a name.

 

Here's hoping the silly bugger doesn't actually get sent to Darfur. Between his weedy physique, and his shocking grasp of the reality of the situation ('arab horse-riding gangs') he'd likely end up

raped to within an inch of his life and then set on fire.

 

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.

 

 

 

Picture Jeffree Star repelling down a building with a rope made of his own mucus

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Picture Jeffree Star sitting on a bar stool, waiting for an old school friend to show up after making a random connection online after years apart, and trying to picture YOU upside down in a vat of angry hornets.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I downloaded the video of him saving Falun Gong from the evil Chinese, only to find that all he did was rant from the safety of his studio. I was hoping for a shot of him sitting down in Tiananmen Square and getting arrested by the Chinese police and jailed for three years. Oh well. :thumbsup:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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I would like to practice the South Park version of Roshambo on that guy. Thats the kick in the nuts type and not this kind.

 

Look, if you

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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