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Professional Hero seeks squire/camera man...

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Hmmm?

 

(The Eternity Girls are all of my ex-girlfriends which is the highest rank of girls at Heroic Destiny Squad but that's a whole nother thing unrelated to this mission)

 

How come ex-girlfriends are highest ranking?

 

Otherwise I

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Eh, Ill join if I get to hit Rachel and Michelle.

The internet you will never find a more wretched hive of geeks and losers.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Ain't that the truth. :o

So, we're all in, right? That is what I'm taking away from all of this.

So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

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turns?

 

Hell, there's enough for everyone to enjoy themselves at the same time!!

So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

 

I'm going to hate myself for this

 

I said "All In"

I can't believe i didnt catch that, i must be slipping...

Now I
So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

 

I'm going to hate myself for this

 

I said "All In"

 

Lucky number 6.

 

I

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Lucky number 6.

 

I

Thank god that women are better at multitasking.

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"Cloud Starchaser"? Does it get any geekier than that? I guess if he gave himself a rank...

This looks like a guy I saw on Something Awful the othert day when they were making fun of MySpace profiles

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Colonel Biff Starchunk!

 

Now that's a name.

 

Here's hoping the silly bugger doesn't actually get sent to Darfur. Between his weedy physique, and his shocking grasp of the reality of the situation ('arab horse-riding gangs') he'd likely end up

raped to within an inch of his life and then set on fire.

 

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.

he'd likely end up

raped to within an inch of his life and then set on fire.

 

That settles it, I'm signing up as cameraman.

Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.

 

 

 

Picture Jeffree Star repelling down a building with a rope made of his own mucus

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Picture Jeffree Star sitting on a bar stool, waiting for an old school friend to show up after making a random connection online after years apart, and trying to picture YOU upside down in a vat of angry hornets.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I downloaded the video of him saving Falun Gong from the evil Chinese, only to find that all he did was rant from the safety of his studio. I was hoping for a shot of him sitting down in Tiananmen Square and getting arrested by the Chinese police and jailed for three years. Oh well. :thumbsup:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

No, this guy's actually legit. We get briefings about him.

It's just... there are no words. I feel dumber for having read it.

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I would like to practice the South Park version of Roshambo on that guy. Thats the kick in the nuts type and not this kind.

 

Look, if you

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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