Professional Hero seeks squire/camera man...

[Child of Flame]

First off, this IS NOT A JOKE AD. It is 100% real and legitimate. If you don

[kirottu]

Hmmm?

 

(The Eternity Girls are all of my ex-girlfriends which is the highest rank of girls at Heroic Destiny Squad but that's a whole nother thing unrelated to this mission)

 

How come ex-girlfriends are highest ranking?

 

Otherwise I

[Gfted1]

Eh, Ill join if I get to hit Rachel and Michelle.

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

The internet you will never find a more wretched hive of geeks and losers.

[Judge Hades]

Ain't that the truth.

[kumquatq3]

So, we're all in, right? That is what I'm taking away from all of this.

[kirottu]

So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

[Surreptishus]

turns?

 

Hell, there's enough for everyone to enjoy themselves at the same time!!

[kumquatq3]

So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm going to hate myself for this

 

I said "All In"

[Surreptishus]

I can't believe i didnt catch that, i must be slipping...

[Reinoc]

Now I

[kirottu]

So do we take turns on Rachel and Michelle?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm going to hate myself for this

 

I said "All In"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Lucky number 6.

 

I

[Surreptishus]

Lucky number 6.

 

I

[kirottu]

Thank god that women are better at multitasking.

[Hell Kitty]

"Cloud Starchaser"? Does it get any geekier than that? I guess if he gave himself a rank...

[Laozi]

This looks like a guy I saw on Something Awful the othert day when they were making fun of MySpace profiles

[Walsingham]

Colonel Biff Starchunk!

 

Now that's a name.

 

Here's hoping the silly bugger doesn't actually get sent to Darfur. Between his weedy physique, and his shocking grasp of the reality of the situation ('arab horse-riding gangs') he'd likely end up

raped to within an inch of his life and then set on fire.

 

[Child of Flame]

Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.

[Hell Kitty]

he'd likely end up

raped to within an inch of his life and then set on fire.

 

That settles it, I'm signing up as cameraman.

[Laozi]

Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

 

Picture Jeffree Star repelling down a building with a rope made of his own mucus

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[Walsingham]

Picture Jeffree Star sitting on a bar stool, waiting for an old school friend to show up after making a random connection online after years apart, and trying to picture YOU upside down in a vat of angry hornets.

[SteveThaiBinh]

I downloaded the video of him saving Falun Gong from the evil Chinese, only to find that all he did was rant from the safety of his studio. I was hoping for a shot of him sitting down in Tiananmen Square and getting arrested by the Chinese police and jailed for three years. Oh well.

[Commissar]

No, this guy's actually legit. We get briefings about him.

[Darkside]

It's just... there are no words. I feel dumber for having read it.

[Kor Qel Droma]

I would like to practice the South Park version of Roshambo on that guy. Thats the kick in the nuts type and not this kind.

 

Look, if you