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but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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It's taken 25 minutes to load 3/4s of it, but holy crap, did ALOT of well known actors agree to get ****ed in the ass by being in it.

 

Including Ron Perlman

 

I know having VB cancelled was hard on everyone, but why Ron? Why?

 

 

EDIT: Just finished it. I'd just like to thank Germany for their tax loopholes that allowed this unholy film to come in to existance.

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Omg, Uwe is making this? :rolleyes:

 

Nooooooooooooooooo, John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) why did you do this!!?! :'(

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HUURRRRRRRRRR

 

 

Oh Uwe, what won't you do?

"McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure.

 

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EDIT: Just finished it. I'd just like to thank Germany for their tax loopholes that allowed this unholy film to come in to existance.

I kind of heard of something like this but forgot about it...so: what?

 

a Dungeon Siege movie...man...this sums it up pretty good...one of the few games I didn't finish because there was no sense at all behind it...at least he doesn't rape some universe I care for

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I kind of heard of something like this but forgot about it...so: what?

 

a Dungeon Siege movie...man...this sums it up pretty good...one of the few games I didn't finish because there was no sense at all behind it...at least he doesn't rape some universe I care for

 

He's doing so many game tie ins it's only a matter of time.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Oh, darn, it's QT, I can't watch it. :)

 

Guess actors want to be in 'fantasy' movies these days.

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Boll means "ball" in swedish. He suffers from that same thing as Boba Fett.

 

 

 

(Fett means fat/lard/grease in swedish)

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He's doing so many game tie ins it's only a matter of time.

 

Wait until he gets to do Fallout. That's going to unleash armageddon.

 

Nah, it's too hardcore for him.

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So I figured maybe, if one owned a franchise or whatever the hell like the forgotten realms, and made a great movie based in that setting, just maybe, maybe, people might be drawn to your product. This Chris Taylor slap-nutt should hire me to be his good taste. Not that I wouldnt buckle under the pressure or anything

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