Baley Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is for the kiddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This all sounds too bizzare for my tastes. I'll die and be laid on a funeral pyre and have my ashes blow into the wind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I bet it'd be like the scene in the Big Lebowski where the ashes fly back into their faces at the ceremony. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm going to say that I"m going to live forever... if that doesn't work I'm going to use my soul to haunt your offspring in their most private (and revealing) moments. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh hott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Spy on them in the shower? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I think he was talking about watching them bone but that's just me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 There's Lifegem! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's so horrible! *shudder* [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Agreed. Just without the shuddering. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 So, in the finished LifeGem (DeathGem?), what proportion of the matter would be from the cremated ashes? Moreover, I think that most of the ashes you get back are from the coffin rather than the body. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 So, in the finished LifeGem (DeathGem?), what proportion of the matter would be from the cremated ashes? Moreover, I think that most of the ashes you get back are from the coffin rather than the body. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nowadays, I think that the body is 'decanted' in a still before cremated. I'm not sure I want to know what is done with the body's water content afterwards. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Spy on them in the shower? Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think he was talking about watching them bone but that's just me... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> eh... little from column a little from column b... hope you all have daughters tho... And really all they are doing is creamating the body and tossing it in a high powered compressor. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bloody Hell!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't have 5 figures to spare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) i would rather be painfully decomposed alive by ravenous flesh-eating maggots than let somebody turn me into a stone that they'd wear on a ring "Like the memory of a loved one, a diamond lasts forever." Edited November 25, 2005 by Blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I can see the first-gen person with the thoughts that go with it, but after it's passed on it gets freaky. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Hey son look at the family necklace...and this spot is reserved for you and this is for mom... (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I think a jewelry piece titled "family tree" would be quite awesome. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Just imagine being a serial-killer and wear your victims on a string...and then you meet and he starts watching you sizing you up... (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) So the serial killer kills his victims, cremates them then makes an expensive artificial diamond out of them.... it would convey insanity quite well. Edited November 25, 2005 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Think trophies! I guess even Mike Tyson might get fed up with his ear collection, not to mention the stench of rot and decay unless preserved....diamonds are on the other hand pretty and clean. Might even be worth something. (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 So the serial killer kills his victims, cremates them then makes an expensive artificial diamond out of them.... it would convey insanity quite well. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> An idea forms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 No no, no. You just keep eating danes, or whatever you eccentrics do. The diamond idea needs someone worthy of putting it in action. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Think trophies! I guess even Mike Tyson might get fed up with his ear collection, not to mention the stench of rot and decay unless preserved....diamonds are on the other hand pretty and clean. Might even be worth something. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, i get the idea of trophies but keeping an ear seems so much easier and less expensive than getting a victim diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Think trophies! I guess even Mike Tyson might get fed up with his ear collection, not to mention the stench of rot and decay unless preserved....diamonds are on the other hand pretty and clean. Might even be worth something. Yeah, i get the idea of trophies but keeping an ear seems so much easier and less expensive than getting a victim diamond. It's definitely more intimidating to wear an ear-necklace than wearing a diamond necklace, which could be anything else... But diamonds are a girls best friend...keyword: friend...a former lover that was lifegemmed...no doubt. (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Ok, I read a few of the tributes...because I can barely believe this is real. Creepy stuff, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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