Darth Sirius Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Although it is for a charitable cause...... " Anyway my dear mother (who works as a barmaid) politely informed me today that she has volunteered me to get my legs waxed this saturday to raise money for a firework display for the children of my villiage come November 5th. Anyway what I want to know from the girls here is.....Does it hurt? Will I cry? At least she goes in the stocks, so I may hide a brick in a custard pie Anyway I posted this at TES forums and got quite the varied response, I wonder how it will do here....hmmm....
Darkside Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Never had it. But it looks like it hurts like hell. You're gonna need it.
thepixiesrock Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Haha, your getting your legs waxed. Let's laugh at him. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth Sirius Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 (edited) Haha, your getting your legs waxed. Let's laugh at him. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :"> And he calls himself a man! *mumbles* It's for a *stutters* good cause. :"> Edited October 4, 2005 by Darth Sirius
thepixiesrock Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 I was really joking. I bet all the chicks will be after you now though. At least the ones around where I live would. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth Sirius Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 I was really joking. I bet all the chicks will be after you now though. At least the ones around where I live would. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah. Where do you live again? "
thepixiesrock Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 How will getting your legs waxed raise money again? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth Sirius Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 How will getting your legs waxed raise money again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People who don't dare do it themselves pay money towards what we are raising it for, for the privilage of witnessing others do the deed instead. Yes I know, your looking at me in a whole new light.....I'm a man of the people now...a martyr if you will!
thepixiesrock Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 How will getting your legs waxed raise money again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People who don't dare do it themselves pay money towards what we are raising it for, for the privilage of witnessing others do the deed instead. Yes I know, your looking at me in a whole new light.....I'm a man of the people now...a martyr if you will! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A martyr of being a girly man! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
jaguars4ever Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Apparently some guy with a leg hair fetish will be paying $10 per strand. There's even mention of charity flying around.
GhostofAnakin Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Good thing that's the only part of your body your mom signed you up to get waxed. I can think of somewhere much more painful. " "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)
thepixiesrock Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 His private area right? Right? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Lucius Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Arm pits maybe. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
Guest Lawman Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I was really joking. I bet all the chicks will be after you now though. At least the ones around where I live would. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes they are called lady boys
Craigboy2 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Although it is for a charitable cause...... " Anyway my dear mother (who works as a barmaid) politely informed me today that she has volunteered me to get my legs waxed this saturday to raise money for a firework display for the children of my villiage come November 5th. Anyway what I want to know from the girls here is.....Does it hurt? Will I cry? At least she goes in the stocks, so I may hide a brick in a custard pie Anyway I posted this at TES forums and got quite the varied response, I wonder how it will do here....hmmm.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have fun "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
Surreptishus Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Let us rejoice, for he has now become a man. MAZELTOV!!!
Atreides Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 OMG, KAWAII BISHI!! *GLOMPS* Spreading beauty with my katana.
Walsingham Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 It doesn't hurt nearly so much as you'd think. I had mine waxed as a 'thankyou' for coacing a winning sports team at uni. Of course, we were all drunk, and I was distracted by the punching and the biting of people holding me down. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Just be thankful that's the only part where you lose body hair...unlike head, arm pits and all the really,really painful places... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Walsingham Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 If you get a 'sack' waxing I'd be afraid the damn things would get pulled off into the bargain. Not nice. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Child of Flame Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 If you get a 'sack' waxing I'd be afraid the damn things would get pulled off into the bargain. Not nice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, shaving's much more civilized.
LoneWolf16 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Iiiiiiiitchy. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
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