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If she wants to put the umlauts over her e, she can.

When did this thread stop being about making fun of Marines?

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MARINE = Muscles Are Required; Intelligence Not Essential

If she wants to put the umlauts over her e, she can.

 

 

If she doesn't want to she doesn't have to.

 

You've not thinking like a parent yet. More decision making for offspring, less trying to be nice!

 

 

MARINE = Muscles Are Required; Intelligence Not Essential

 

 

I thought you were a Jughead.

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Jarhead, and yes I was, and thusly I can make fun of myself.

Knowledge is power. So, if your offspring has any hope of one day being a despotic global dictator, tell them to pay attention in school and read for recreation.

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying

Are the best I've ever had

MARINE = Muscles Are Required; Intelligence Not Essential

I thought this was standard in all infantry regiments, I know it was in my platoon. =]"

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

IMO squaddies and jarheads of every stripe need brains. After all they have both the enemy and their own officers trying to kill them.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Well they have skills yes, but that doesn't mean that they're bright. Then again, I might've just been unlucky with my CO's. Who knows. (some of em thought that they were in some kind of American movie where you gotta scream all the time) :thumbsup:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Whatever you do, whenever you do it, remember to ask mr '3rd person perspective' what he thinks about it.

9 times out of 10, the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Only do things you think is wrong when it'll get cool kids to like you.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

The devil on your shoulder doesn't tell you to do something evil. Folks by and large want to do the right thing, even if they're unsure of what the right this is.

 

No, the devil on your shoulder has something far more insidious to say. He leans over your shoulder and whispers in your ear. There is nothing you can do, so do nothing at all.

 

It is said that all it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing. Don't be the good man doing nothing.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Never cook bacon without a shirt on.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

always remember to put some clothes on before answering the door :">

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

Don't wear nylons in the morning if the house is not yours. Things are... proably high. Or answer the door bell wearing them.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

You're a transvestite?

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

At least I'm not a poser.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Touche

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Never fart in the shower.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Never fart in the shower.

Why the heck not? :thumbsup:

Never fart in the shower.

Why the heck not? :thumbsup:

 

 

Please feel free to try it. Interestingly I never had until someone told me not to.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Never pet a burning dog.

^^ :thumbsup::(

 

Probably best advice here.

If it feels good it's not a sin...

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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