EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I really wish he'd do more Perry Bible Fellowship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I think I was just a victim of webcest. A girlfriend of a guy I never really liked but was on my instant messenger contact list just messaged me. It started off with 'hi', then it progressed to her asking if I was single, what I looked like, ASL type crap. Then she decided she needed to set me up with her 15 year old friend. Also, they both live in the UK, so even if I was willing to risk getting bad looks from lawmen, this situation is completely impractical. While this conversation was amusing to me, because they were both insane, it is times like this I wonder what the hell is wrong with internets people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 They export prostatots from the UK now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I do not know Ender, I do not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I don't understand what is going on in that picture. I bet it has something to do with sex. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Have you ever seen the movie Leon? (Also called The Professional in the US?) Hint, it was Natalie Portman's first movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 She was really, really little though Ender. No one would recognize her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Never seen the movie. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 That is her in the picture. She plays a young girl who falls in love with a hitman. In that particular scene she is impersonating Madonna and attempting to seduce him. I felt it appropriate since Eru is being seduced by 15 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 That is her in the picture. She plays a young girl who falls in love with a hitman. In that particular scene she is impersonating Madonna and attempting to seduce him. I felt it appropriate since Eru is being seduced by 15 year olds. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was cute in the same way a younger sister is cute when she tries to act grownup. If it is wrong to find that amusing, I don't wanna be right. I could post excerpts from the conversation if anyone is interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Oh, do tell! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I AM BACK hi Theologist Who are *you*? I AM BACK well this is james' comp but its his girlfriend im katie nice to meet u and u r?? Theologist ... I AM BACKhe plays ow I AM BACK his names tuby i think Theologist ... Theologist I think I remember him. Theologist I quit playing that game over a year ago. I AM BACK was u in usmc Theologist Waste of time. Theologist Long, long, long, longlonglongschlonglong time ago I was. I AM BACK lol I AM BACK i no ow is a waste of time but try telling my bf that# Theologist How old is he? I AM BACK 16 Theologist He might grow out of it then. Theologist You're in the UK? I AM BACK yup Theologist I am in New Orleans. Theologist It is totally crazy here. I AM BACK why Theologist Well, the city is pretty much gone. I AM BACK why u still on the comp then Theologist Well, I could be outside. Theologist But I might get shot, or robbed, or buttsexxed. Theologist The police even locked themselves inside their building. I AM BACK its bummed actually Theologist bummed is for limey brits. Theologist In America we talk like *men*. I AM BACK my boyfriend said that u lot are poofs I AM BACK sorry I AM BACK about that Theologist Poofs as in gayness? Theologist Well your boyfriend is an idgit. I AM BACK yes Theologist I mean FFS, he plays OW. I AM BACK ow sucks Theologist Yes, yes it does. I AM BACK who was u on ow Theologist Seriously though, you didn't hear about the hurricane. Theologist Lucifer Daemon. I AM BACK do u remember dfsmerc Theologist He's my buddy. Theologist I still talk to him regularly on here. Theologist Only reason I started playing was because he asked me to. I AM BACK james sed he is still on his msn Theologist Probably. Theologist He still plays. I AM BACK he has some big crew apparently this is all coming from my boyfriend Theologist Hrm. Theologist Probably. I AM BACK anyway how old are u Theologist Seriously though, you didn't hear about the hurricane? **(At this point I was worried about the lass, she hadn't displayed much intelligence, and I thought it would be even more fun to yank her around if she was that oblivious. )** Theologist I am immortal. Theologist I have inside me blood and things. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( ok... Theologist I mean, it's okay if you didn't. Theologist I don't even live in New Orleans. Theologist I was kidding. Theologist But it made world news. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( erm i live on earth so yeah i did hear u dumb **** how the heck am i not going to hear god i own a tv i have money to buy a peper This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( paper* Theologist ... Theologist Feisty. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( meow Theologist Rawr. Theologist I am eighteen. Theologist I lied about being immortal too. Theologist I do that a lot. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( lol This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so how do i no your 18 This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( and that your a dude Theologist Well I could scan in my SS Card, but that would put me at risk for identity theft. Theologist And I could scan in photo identification, but the photos on those things are always so awful. Theologist You could ask Eddie. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( well thats me in the picture# **(She is referring to the picture she has as her icon here)** Theologist Doth not tempt me wench! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( what the heck does that mean? **(Ugh)** Theologist No idea. Theologist This was just turning into a scarily deja vu cybersex prelude. Theologist You know, ASL, all that jazz. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so do u have a girlfriend Theologist Nope. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( mmmm Theologist mmmm? This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( whats the youngest you would go out with Theologist The lawman says 16, but even that would make me uncomfortable. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( jeez live on the edge Theologist Why, having second thoughts about James #2? Theologist I do, I live on the straight edge. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so what do u look like? Theologist As per ze screenname. Theologist 6'5", blonde hair, muscular. Theologist Or alternatively 5'8", Brown Hair, and not bulging with muscles, but not all that out of shape either. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( ok let me intro u to a friend of mine Theologist Why? This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( shes almost 16 got brown hair and lovely smile and she well u can ask her about her chest **(I groaned outwardly at this, kids these days have no subtlety)** Theologist If you are trying to hook me up, any friend of yours outside of NorCal is a no-go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 MY EYES! MY EYES! They are on FIRE! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I feel your pain, CoF. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 MY EYES! MY EYES! They are on FIRE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You think it's bad now, you should've seen it before I fixed it. Or even worse, in the original chat window in light pink and light lavender respectively. Friggin' teenage girls. Also, forgot to put in the parts from the other window. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( be nice to her Theologist Ooookay. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( BE NICE Theologist I AM! Theologist I am nothing if not nice. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( GOOD This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( flirt Theologist I am not. Theologist Perish the thought. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( FLIRT Theologist I AM NOT! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( :@ **(Angry smilie again)** This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( did i say flirt or use long words i could have sworn i sed flirt Theologist I don't flirt. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( well tell her she has a pretty smile Theologist I AM TALKING TO HER VIA TEXT! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( llol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I wonder what you did in previous life to deserve this. ^_^ kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 *Shakes head in dissaproval* (Dissaproval of the people you are talking to, not you Eru.) Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I wonder what you did in previous life to deserve this. ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, these kind of IM conversations crack me up. Though the colored text makes my eyes burny. I think the internet has made me have some sort of malady of the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 "I think the internet has made me have some sort of malady of the mind. " Internets kills braincells and outburns imagination and creative processes, but nothing can explain the plain pure idiocy of it's merry people. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 We are using the internet right now. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I do apologise for my fellow Brits lack of intelligence... just goes to show that we should never let some of them out of their cages... " Perhaps you should all bear in mind what I suffer through when talking to a 16-year old Romanian boy on messenger... DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Perhaps you should all bear in mind what I suffer through when talking to a 16-year old Romanian boy on messenger... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then don This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 No one can resist the ol' Baley charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I am the only person I know who talks on an instant messanger program with corect grammar. I don't use internet slang either. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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