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  kumquatq3 said:
Ok, if your going to post a joke, at least post your truth bit first.

 

 

But then it isn't funny.

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It was live action.

 

I also like fairly odd parents which is my favorite cartoon ever.

 

(which is really something since i watch a lot of cartoons)

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I have curly hair! Please don't shun me! :lol:

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  draakh_kimera said:
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Not really secret but some of you might find it funny:  I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them.  And I have no excuse for it.

Well, one or probably both of you were in on it, so it is not really entirely your fault.

 

It is not a nice thing for a sister to do to her sister, though. :lol:

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  Commissar said:
I went to a Spice Girls concert once.

May the divinities have mercy on thy soul... :'(

 

 

 

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I WAS YOUNG, AND NAIVE, DAMN IT! :lol:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

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  metadigital said:
  draakh_kimera said:
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Not really secret but some of you might find it funny:  I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them.  And I have no excuse for it.

Well, one or probably both of you were in on it, so it is not really entirely your fault.

 

It is not a nice thing for a sister to do to her sister, though. :lol:

He never said they were identical. They could've been fraternal.

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  LoneWolf16 said:
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I WAS YOUNG, AND NAIVE, DAMN IT!  :lol:

As long as you were/are a girl/woman :p

 

 

 

 

 

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:p

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I once stabbed my brother in the back with a pen... :D

 

DL

 

 

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I once stabbed a co-worker in the chest with a toothpick. He always pinched my arm. At first it was funny, but I got tired of the bruises so I told him to rethink it the next time he got the urge. He pinched my arm again, and I stabbed the toothpick into his chest. So, he's jumping up and down with a toothpick sticking out of his chest screaming, "ouch! ouch! Man, I can't believe you did that!" He pulls the toothpick out, complete with blood on the end of it. We got a good chuckle out of it later.

 

He never pinched my arm again.

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Hmmmm.

 

Is unrequited love a secret? Well, I don't really know if it's unrequited, more like complicated, ah I said too much.

 

You guys are dirty. Oh I guess I got one. I poke fun at God and Jesus in jokes. Is that good enough?

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  Darth Launch said:
I once stabbed my brother in the back with a pen... :D

 

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:lol:

*a cold shiver runs down my spine*

 

:p Hey, no trashtalking about the Backstreet Boys! I know all five names, is that a crime? :D

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It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago......

 

 

Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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  LoneWolf16 said:
It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago......

 

Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year.

That's called growing up. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although there's no accounting for taste.

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I still like them today. :thumbsup: *tries his best to keep a straight face, but fails*

 

Alright, alright! They are wussies, but their songs are still decent, no?

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  metadigital said:
  LoneWolf16 said:
It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago......

 

Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year.

That's called growing up. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although there's no accounting for taste.

Yes, yes, I know.

 

Taste, you say? What, pray tell, is wrong with A Perfect Circle...hmmm? =]

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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