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News! China launches 'improved' version of RotS

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http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-b...ke-of-west.html

 

 

 

PURE GOLD.

 

(I think I ruptured my spleen laughing)

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

:wub::lol::lol:

 

There's no smilie that actually shows how amused I am by that :thumbsup:

 

"Smelly boy"

 

Amazing stuff... :thumbsup:

 

DL

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^What they said.^

Beware the Presbyterian Church will get you, Reaches of the west Reaches...

 

 

Beautiful translation

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Put any text in babelfish and you'll get the same (or worse) results.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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No, no... babelfish doesnt even come close to this. This is the work of a grammatical genius.

 

 

Like the way they have included elephants just out of the blue.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Ironically, the film actually turned out better this way.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

"They are just flock of to fish for fame its person"

"You can say that again"

 

 

:blink:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

"Superior they have escaped a day after the fair"

 

 

I knew the fair was just a ploy

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Add some asterisks and it's straight from the Orz!

9/30 -- NEVER FORGET!

:blink:

 

Ah, that was awesome. Hey, everyone should put "Presbyterian" on their census form! If enough people did, the government would have to recognise Presbyterianism as a religion!

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

Chinese Presbyterianism, at that.

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DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

 

Classic. Words cannot describe how funny that was.

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"R2, do you is f*cking."

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

:D

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(w00t) :D :p;);):p

The geography that I stands compares you superior. Wow.

I wanna be a dintmiester.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

I thought the funniest one was 'he is in my behind!' .

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

i tried to translate the poet Pablo Neruda once. Similar effect.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

He was in your behind? :-

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A friend of mine burned me a copy of Troy a few months ago, before it came out on video. The subtitles weren't as bad, but at one point in the film where Achilles nephew dies and Brad Pitt is wailing in sorrow, the subtitle merely said

 

****

 

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

:ninja:

 

:lol: (w00t) :lol: (w00t) :lol: (w00t) :lol: (w00t) :lol:

 

Gold. I didn't know Anakin was made by the Presbyterian Church. :p

:ninja: I have got to get me a copy of that... :lol:

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