What is Your Funniest Story of All RPG/Strategy/fa

[The Illuminator]

My story happened during the game ''Morrowind''. I was a new starter and I discovered that I was able to steal the clothes of female characters. I was very curious about if I'd also steal the underwears of female characters.. As I was a rookie starter, I hadn't had enough xp to beat a female bandit, so I've tried to beat her for hours. At last I managed to beat her and tried to steal her underwears w a great feeling of wonder, but the result was a major disappointment for me as it was not possible however it shall be possible in the newest sequel to Morrowind.

[Musopticon?]

 

I'm rather disturbed.

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

Chasing women around with the anal probe in destroy all humans is funny.

 

As long as you remember not to charge it up, then its just messy.

[Darkside]

Wondering why my big manly warrior could run around in a dress in Fable. :ph34r:

[Walsingham]

There was a man-hating female barbarian in BG1. There was also a cursed ring that could change gender. You do the maths.

[The Illuminator]

Wondering why my big manly warrior could run around in a dress in Fable.       :ph34r: 

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I was just curious about how the body parts of other races' females were like orc or elf females. That's why I've searched for it. I maybe a little hormonal as I was to think about that.

[Kaftan Barlast]

When I make my first CRPG, you will be able to steal people's underwear. However, it is not entirely safe as a miss will generate in a "wedgie", that given the strength of your character, could be near-fatal for the afflicted victim.

 

 

:D

[Laozi]

There was a man-hating female barbarian in BG1. There was also a cursed ring that could change gender. You do the maths.

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oh ya, I haven't thought about that in ages.

[Serious Callers Only]

There was a man-hating female barbarian in BG1. There was also a cursed ring that could change gender. You do the maths.

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A cursed belt.

[Walsingham]

You are quite correct. It was a belt. A mistake I made once when replaying the game, when I deliberately inflicted the cursed ring of stupidity on Xzar thinking it would change his mangy form into something more shapely and pleasing to the eye. I forced myself to play out the result as a punishment and it was indeed quite challenging.

[Oerwinde]

I found it entertaining in one of my PnP games, I had a thief character who seemed to only succeed his actions if they were horribly complicated. For example, if I merely attacked, I'd roll 6s and such, but if I rolled through their legs, jumped into the air while spinning around to face their back and throw my shortsword at them, I'd critically succeed all my dex checks then a critical attack roll. He robbed a 14th level wizard's sanctuary with a broken leg at level 7. Hopped around on one leg and didn't fail a single stealth check. My DM was cursing every time I passed. It was pretty funny.

[Walsingham]

When doing PnP ages ago one of the players acted up all the time, annoying the GM. Just kibbitzing, nothing major. Anyway, one day the GM yelled "A mountain drops on you!", and the guy simply yelled "I parry!", and thanks to some excessively good dice rolling, and us misunderstanding the rules, he took no damage. The mental image was funny enough that all bad feeling evaporated, and everything was fine after that.

[Diogo Ribeiro]

When doing PnP ages ago one of the players acted up all the time, annoying the GM. Just kibbitzing, nothing major. Anyway, one day the GM yelled "A mountain drops on you!", and the guy simply yelled "I parry!", and thanks to some excessively good dice rolling, and us misunderstanding the rules, he took no damage. The mental image was funny enough that all bad feeling evaporated, and everything was fine after that.

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That just reminds me of the whackiness only 8-Bit Theatre could do.

[Calax]

probably getting cloud to seduce don Corneo from FF7 you could screw around so much in that! especially

"if you don't tell me i'll cut it off..."

"If you don't tell me I'll rip it off..."

"If you don't tell me I'll smash it..."

[Gorth]

Just needing to beat a score of 8 on 7 dice (normal 6 sided ones) in a game of Epic Space Marine (Tabletop wargame) to turn a looming defeat into a victory (I would accomplish my primary objective).

 

I still wonder what the odds are for rolling 6 1's and a 2 in that handful of dice...

 

I didn't find it particular funny, but the rest of the gang watching the game on the table spent an unseemly amount of time rolling around on the floor, laughing

[alanschu]

Deciding to ignore Russia while playing as Germany in Axis & Allies. Instead of the defacto strategy of blasting their way to Moscow, I captured the Southern States and focused on Africa and Operation Sealion. This severely confused the Soviet player, who honestly didn't know what to do with his huge infantry army in Moscow.

 

It's not a strategy I typically employ (I usually have more success trying to get Moscow), but it was hilarious listening to the Russia player think out loud for what to do as he had no idea what to do in that situation. Meanwhile, my Japan ally picked up heavy bombers and devastated the Pacific fleet, while my airforce blew the crap out of Britain and I blitzkreiged over Africa, securing the very useful ICs down there to build up my forces for eventually pushing towards moscow and pounding G.B. into submission.

 

Plus, getting jet fighters was a boost. Axis dominated with the 6's on tech rolls :D

[The Illuminator]

Deciding to ignore Russia while playing as Germany in Axis & Allies.  Instead of the defacto strategy of blasting their way to Moscow, I captured the Southern States and focused on Africa and Operation Sealion.  This severely confused the Soviet player, who honestly didn't know what to do with his huge infantry army in Moscow.

 

It's not a strategy I typically employ (I usually have more success trying to get Moscow), but it was hilarious listening to the Russia player think out loud for what to do as he had no idea what to do in that situation.  Meanwhile, my Japan ally picked up heavy bombers and devastated the Pacific fleet, while my airforce blew the crap out of Britain and  I blitzkreiged over Africa, securing the very useful ICs down there to build up my forces for eventually pushing towards moscow and pounding G.B. into submission.

 

Plus, getting jet fighters was a boost.  Axis dominated with the 6's on tech rolls :D

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:D :D :D

 

U have an evil genious mind