Coolest/Funniest Dialogue

[Nick_i_am]

it's probably been in this thread before (at least, it BETTER be), but 'Apathy is death'.

[Elven6]

Oh HK 47, how do I love thee?  Let me count the ways...

 

7) Every time he uses the term "meatbag"

 

... the list goes on and on...

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Actually that was taken from Bender from Futurama I read somewere HK was modeled after bender, I will try to find the resource.

[SSgtSniper]

If anyone agrees with Hk-47's logic is scary.

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Oh, come on now, that's one of the most obvious jokes like ever. My login is SSgt Sniper, and his definition of love is a sniper shot to the knees at several hundred meters? Come on.

[CoM_Solaufein]

it's probably been in this thread before (at least, it BETTER be), but 'Apathy is death'.

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An excellent saying.

[daymar78]

lol SSgt sniper I got the joke, but it's still scary

 

Here's some more convos that make me laugh (yeah I got too much time on my hands):

 

Exile: How did you get scattered all over the galaxy?

HK 47: Theory: well, master I believe I was shot repeatedly... (skipping a bit here)

I would be most destressed if you were to shoot me, attack me or dismember me in any way. I do not wish to repeat the experience.

 

 

HK 47: Theory: Imagine that you are unique. the pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever.

Exile: I get it already.

 

 

I also enjoy trying to talk to the Gand in the jekk jekk tar..

 

Gand stares at you.

Exile/Mira: Uh, hello?

Gand stares at you.

E/M: Hey, I'm talking to you.

Gand stares at you.

E/M: All right then, stay silent.

 

And last but not least HK's reaction the first time you tell him you want to ask him some questions:

 

HK: Ah, an interrogation, proceed.

Exile: It's not an interrogation, I just want to ask you some questions.

HK: Very well, master, but if you should wish to be vicious about it, know that I am trained for such things. Do your worst.

Exile: Enough with the interrogation already. When I say I want to ask you some questions, I mean I will ask without torturing you.

HK: I am no behavior droid but it is obvious to me that you have some ethical issues that will need to be dealt with at some point.

[Tha Cunnysmythe]

The 'Love' definition.

 

"I heard there was a some kind of Sith Lord in the Western Square, killing people with his mind" - Random Onderon peasant after I'd come from a scuffle in the Western Square. Only ever heard it once in three playthroughs. I think I was a Marauder, too...

 

Other than those, my favourite lines are all from KOTOR I. I crippled myself laughing many times at that game - Mostly for the cruelty.

[KoToR3:hopefull]

The best has to be wen HK-47 goes on about his belief of what love is, omg i was pmsl when i heard him talking bout that, awesome line.

[Sophy]

Here's some of my fav:

 

Exile: Ah yes mandalorian are not merchant.Except Kex. Oh and you do have a repairman. Do you have janitors also?

 

Revan, to Juhani: You must admit. You're a freak

Great,another mouth to feed.

 

 

Exile, talking to Gren: Batu Rem is an officer of the TSF stationned in the TSF office in Entertainment O81.

 

 

Revan: Of course Malak isn't evil! He's just misunderstood!

 

Mandalorian:Don't push that button!

Exile:You mean that button?(push)

*explosion*

 

this game is just too funny. But my favorite part is definitely the bloodbath in Kotor 1 on Dantooine with the Sandral and the Matale.Kill them!Kill them all!!!

[Elyk sith maurder]

any time HK (HK-47) says the words "organic meat bag"

[DAWUSS]

Kreia: At other times... he (Atton) will imagine certain... base lusts, certain... indignities.

 

 

(Especially when aimed at the female Exile)

[Darth_Nihlus]

how can you forget:(not sure about the exiles line)

 

 

little girl on nar shadda in exchange headquarters

 

Exile: you run and il deal with saquesh(that squid guy)

girl: thanks. give him a good kick in the tentacles for me

[Revan1127]

dont no if its been said but when bastila asks you what planet your from you can say your a wookie. anything hk says also the flirying between male revan and bastila is funny

[DeathScepter]

If anyone agrees with Hk-47's logic is scary.

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Oh, come on now, that's one of the most obvious jokes like ever. My login is SSgt Sniper, and his definition of love is a sniper shot to the knees at several hundred meters? Come on.

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It doesn't mean I disapprove of his logic..............because I do argee with it.

 

 

 

If you can see it from a purely logical standpoint, it can be scary.

[vaxen83]

Sith Soldier: Damn you old man! If I ever get out of this cell...

 

Jolee (Leviathan) - Then I'll be sure to never let you out. Goodbye, sonny.

[Revan1127]

dont no if its been said but when bastila asks you what planet your from you can say your a wookie. anything hk says  also the flirying between male revan and bastila is funny

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Meant the Flirting between Male Revan and Bastila

[Dark_Raven]

The male Revan flirt with Bastila is cute.

[Jediphile]

"It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible is to admit it!"

 

Or if include the cut content, my sig might be a contender too.

[Dark Romeo]

mine would be: Kriea- "i hope your skill with a blaster is well skilled, or our time spent together will be short indeed." Atton- "Yeah, and i'm good at runnin and drinking too your majesty."

[FaintlyAlarmed]

"Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor."

 

[vaxen83]

(Bows obediently to Exile) Bao-Dur: "Yes, General?"

 

(Acknowledges Exile) Bao-Dur: 'Very well, General."

 

(Responds to Exile) Bao-Dur: "And that's why I follow you General."

 

(Compliments Exile) Bao-Dur: "Nice job, General."

 

(Responds to Exile) Bao-Dur: "Hey, General?"

 

(Exile faints)

Edited July 21, 2006 by vaxen83

[Xard]

[Jinny]

"I wasn't about to charge up her loading ramp."

-The Exile

[vaxen83]

Revan: Is there something wrong?

 

Bastila: Really? How can you tell?

 

Revan: Well your face is scrunched up like a kinwrath pup.

 

I forget what Bastila saids afterwards, haven't played KOTOR in a while. To busy with a certain free MMORPG.

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(Replies) Bastila: "An amusing description, but hardly the truth."

 

And also another one.

 

(To Bastila) Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for darkside, twice for light."

Edited July 22, 2006 by vaxen83

[Rosbjerg]

HK-47: "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master."

Revan: "You don't need to call me master, you know."

HK-47: "Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address."

Revan: "Organic meatbags?"

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."

Revan: "Neither do I, come to think of it..."

HK-47: "Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still..."

Revan: "I survive. Somehow."

HK-47: "Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

 

or

 

HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.

Revan: And the other 2 percent?

HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

 

 

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But I was laughing for 5 days in a row when I fitted HK with the tranquility module (or whatever it's name was) ... damn that was funny!! :D

Edited July 24, 2006 by Rosbjerg

[Dark_Raven]

The Pacifist package. A horrible thing to do to HK, but funny.