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I got this wonderful idea both from my weird pseudo-homosexual friend whose name shall not be revealed here and various discussions on this forum that may or may not involve Darth Flatus. =]"

 

 

What would you do if you woke up as an extremely attractive woman tomorrow? This question can be interpreted as both short-time(what you would do the following hours or days) or more longterm(years etc.)

 

 

 

 

I think I would get a job as a supermodel to be able to maintain my hobby of being a very scantily clad superheroine to get maximum usage out of the new body. That way I would be super in every way and also totally sweet and awesome :D

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I would play with my **** until the novelty wore off. Then I'd manipulate some rich bastard into buying me lots of clothes, sportscars, and anything else I wanted. Then I'd leave the guy for a 86 year old billionaire... =]

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I would go out and get laid.

 

Just to see how easy it is to get a sex partner when you're female.

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I would be too terrified to tell anyone, for fear of being carted off to a secret government laboratory and experimented on. I'm sure the CIA would love a 'girl bomb' to go with its 'gay bomb'.

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Not feel like a fraud every time I look at my sig.

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i'd certainly become a lesbian.

i'd also follow reveilled's well structured 1-step plan to self gratification... often.

 

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So the most imaginative course of action most of you are able to come up with is to masterbate?

 

:p"

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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rub is off untill i couldn't feel my hands.... then probably take a bubble bath and rub some more... then i would go out and get laid or something but it would be kinda strange having sex with a guy and you we a guy yesturday...... yeah it would be i fun horny expreience.... breakin it to my parents would be a litte hard however....

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People here are assuming they still think in a masculine way - pee standing up, fancy girls, play computer games a lot etc.

 

Personally i'd revel in every mundane aspect of being a woman and then use my woman powers to do whatever i felt like that day.

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So the most imaginative course of action most of you are able to come up with is to masterbate?

 

:-"

:lol:

 

Assuming you are addressing males; the whole political scenario is completely changed. I might go to the US, where women actually have a better opportunity to get ahead, and the gender politics are evenly matched (for instance you can approach men/women/other without looking too forward).

 

I would build a career, in something where gender doesn't matter.

 

I would even have children, I expect, as that must rate as the premium experience of life.

 

Other than that, I would live pretty much the same as I am now.

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Assuming I'd start to think feminine way and fancy men; probably have children to see what's it like. Or perform suicide if I wouldn't.

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What would you do if you woke up as a woman?
Same thing I do every day, Pinky... try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

 

Seriously... I love how it's always assumed that everybody on this board is male. :thumbsup:

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Well the actual question was "extremely attractive woman" not just woman but that wouldnt fit in the topic space and I didnt want to just write "hot chick".

 

 

So in your case it would be more like "What would I do if I wasnt such a huge nerd?" :D

 

 

And I would like to add that I am extremely disapointed in my fellow boardmembers for not comming up with anything remotely interesting and/or witty.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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