Krookie Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Disciple: Exile, I admire you, your walk, your stance...F Exile: Great, another fanGIRL. Why don't you go admire Atton? Disciple: He said he'd rather talk to his pazaak cards... *snif* F Exile: *draws her lightsaber, looks at it* Hey lightsaber! How you doin'? Nah I wasn't talking to nobody... Disciple: *goes away, crying* Atton: Maybe another time, Daisy. Time out at med-bay! :"> Yeah...not funny...but w/e <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, don't be so hard on yourself...I laughed. By the way, welcome to the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitropowah Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Thanx Let's see if I can put up some more lines then later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Vrook Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Bao-Dur: Don't listen to that silly menu, I can just pull up the sleeve and wear any Robe I like. It's just common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Atton: "Hummmmm...." Handmaiden: "Wzzzz....." Exile: "Okay, that's it! I already told you to stop making lightsaber sounds - drop it now or lightsaber practice is over!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Vrook Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 ^Reference to Hayden Christian's on-set habits? Very clever indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitropowah Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Disciple: Hey Atton, I wanted to settle this thing with Exile and us. Atton: Exile? What Exile? Disciple: The Exile. Her. Atton: I know no Exile. Disciple: OKAY, so you admit you don't admire her as well? Atton: Yeah, I don't admire. I take. You can go admire your Bastila dolls. Disciple: What?! That's it. You want a piece of me????!! Atton: *Pulls Disciple's hair* Disciple: Ouuuuuch!!!! Not my pretty hair!!! You mean!!! Disciple: Hey Bao-Dur...I need to feel useful. Need help with the repairs? Bao-Dur: Repair? You?! *laughs* No thanks, I don't want you to turn the ship into a beauty saloon. Disciple: Hey, I can be useful! I could hold your wrench while you... Bao-Dur: HOLD MY WRENCH?! G*A*Y !!! Disciple: T_T Disciple: Hey Visas. Visas: I see through the Force... Disciple: I know that already. Visas: I can see through your robes... Disciple: Yeah, so? Visas: So unless you want me to LAUGH OUT LOUD at what I'm seeing, just leave. Disciple: T_T Disciple: Handmaiden, do you have any advise for me? Handmaiden: With the Exile? No. Disciple: But at least you could help me out? Handmaiden: Well actually... Now that I have left Atris, I bet she's looking for a new handmaiden. With a haircut, you could fit... Disciple: T_T Disciple: Mandalore, can you give me some advise to be duro-macho like you? Mandalore: Heh...I have some idea. Disciple: Yeah??? What??? Mandalore: Kelborn and I want to make a dancing company, "Mandy & Kelby's Group". We were thinking on hiring female, but we could use you... Disciple: T_T Kreia: Ah, it is Micaela. Disciple: Kreia, use your wisdom and tell me why Exile won't love me!! Kreia: It could be because women like men, not Barbies. Disciple: But I'm nice, cute, blond. and I have shiny teeth!! Kreia: You have all that, yet you lack of something. Disciple: What? Tell me! Kreia: Testosterone. Disciple: T_T !!!! Kreia: However, I know of someone you could have a chance with. Disciple: Yay!!!! Who?? *Mushu shaka paka* Disciple: Hi there, Sasha. ---Yeah it's a bit cruel, but isn't Disciple there for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Disciple: Hey Atton, I wanted to settle this thing with Exile and us.Atton: Exile? What Exile? Disciple: The Exile. Her. Atton: I know no Exile. Disciple: OKAY, so you admit you don't admire her as well? Atton: Yeah, I don't admire. I take. You can go admire your Bastila dolls. Disciple: What?! That's it. You want a piece of me????!! Atton: *Pulls Disciple's hair* Disciple: Ouuuuuch!!!! Not my pretty hair!!! You mean!!! Disciple: Hey Bao-Dur...I need to feel useful. Need help with the repairs? Bao-Dur: Repair? You?! *laughs* No thanks, I don't want you to turn the ship into a beauty saloon. Disciple: Hey, I can be useful! I could hold your wrench while you... Bao-Dur: HOLD MY WRENCH?! G*A*Y !!! Disciple: T_T Disciple: Hey Visas. Visas: I see through the Force... Disciple: I know that already. Visas: I can see through your robes... Disciple: Yeah, so? Visas: So unless you want me to LAUGH OUT LOUD at what I'm seeing, just leave. Disciple: T_T Disciple: Handmaiden, do you have any advise for me? Handmaiden: With the Exile? No. Disciple: But at least you could help me out? Handmaiden: Well actually... Now that I have left Atris, I bet she's looking for a new handmaiden. With a haircut, you could fit... Disciple: T_T Disciple: Mandalore, can you give me some advise to be duro-macho like you? Mandalore: Heh...I have some idea. Disciple: Yeah??? What??? Mandalore: Kelborn and I want to make a dancing company, "Mandy & Kelby's Group". We were thinking on hiring female, but we could use you... Disciple: T_T Kreia: Ah, it is Micaela. Disciple: Kreia, use your wisdom and tell me why Exile won't love me!! Kreia: It could be because women like men, not Barbies. Disciple: But I'm nice, cute, blond. and I have shiny teeth!! Kreia: You have all that, yet you lack of something. Disciple: What? Tell me! Kreia: Testosterone. Disciple: T_T !!!! Kreia: However, I know of someone you could have a chance with. Disciple: Yay!!!! Who?? *Mushu shaka paka* Disciple: Hi there, Sasha. ---Yeah it's a bit cruel, but isn't Disciple there for that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ouch...poor disciple. But hilarious, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Bao-Dur: Don't listen to that silly menu, I can just pull up the sleeve and wear any Robe I like. It's just common sense.Good one, I was always aggravated by that nonsense, even though I've never worn any robes with any character (except Exile when going to the meeting with the Jedi Masters - I bought a Jedi Robe from that female salvager for this sole reason, and Kreia, because I have no choice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Kriea: Why didn't we hire Ender to help us with this game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterNalik Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 hk-(statement) ill be back atton(to hanharr)-laugh it up fuzz ball kreia- i sense something (smack) exile-i told you not to hurt poor atton anymore! visas- i can feel you but i cant see you exile- really thats because you dont have eyes visas-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good for nothing Nihilus stole them exile-he will pay for this crime kreia-im sure he will exile-whats that suppose to mean witch go on get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Kriea: Why didn't we hire Ender to help us with this game? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Run Hendar run! War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Honestly, I doubt I could have done a better job given the time frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Hendar is Obsidian's answer to Forrest Gump. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Kriea: Why didn't we hire Ender to help us with this game? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Run Hendar run! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Giant tiger pounces on Hendar and has him for lunch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngle Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 visas- i can feel you but i cant see you exile- really thats because you dont have eyes visas-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good for nothing Nihilus stole them Exile- well, if thats all he stole, then I 'm good with that! Oh, by the way, I can't seem to get the robe off. Want to help me?! (w00t) (Marine Axiom) Sweat Dries Blood Clots Bones Heal SUCK IT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nihilus: *Friggin Obsidian, couldn't even bother to give me subtitles. Cheap Skates!* Kreia: No young one. I have no idea why that Gizka you just killed carries 3000 Republic Credits, a rare lightsaber crystal, Jedi Knight Robes, and a comically mishappen carrot. Exile: <Pff> And you said you had an answer for everything. Hey, what are doing...? Handmaiden: Atton dumped me in a cargo hold Mr.Jerry Spinger. Sure I've had worse. I mean Atris, she put me in a torture chamber, and did all sorts of things. But that's besides the point. Jerry: Well, we've got Atton back stage. Let's bring him out. *Atton comes out to boos, and sits down* Jerry: Atton, would you mind explaning your actions? Atton: Sure. I hate her. Jerry: Well, let's do a DNA test. Atton: Why? Jerry: Oh no reason. We just like doing them on talk shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Disciple: Hey Atton, I wanted to settle this thing with Exile and us.Atton: Exile? What Exile? Disciple: The Exile. Her. Atton: I know no Exile. Disciple: OKAY, so you admit you don't admire her as well? Atton: Yeah, I don't admire. I take. You can go admire your Bastila dolls. Disciple: What?! That's it. You want a piece of me????!! Atton: *Pulls Disciple's hair* Disciple: Ouuuuuch!!!! Not my pretty hair!!! You mean!!! Disciple: Hey Bao-Dur...I need to feel useful. Need help with the repairs? Bao-Dur: Repair? You?! *laughs* No thanks, I don't want you to turn the ship into a beauty saloon. Disciple: Hey, I can be useful! I could hold your wrench while you... Bao-Dur: HOLD MY WRENCH?! G*A*Y !!! Disciple: T_T Disciple: Hey Visas. Visas: I see through the Force... Disciple: I know that already. Visas: I can see through your robes... Disciple: Yeah, so? Visas: So unless you want me to LAUGH OUT LOUD at what I'm seeing, just leave. Disciple: T_T Disciple: Handmaiden, do you have any advise for me? Handmaiden: With the Exile? No. Disciple: But at least you could help me out? Handmaiden: Well actually... Now that I have left Atris, I bet she's looking for a new handmaiden. With a haircut, you could fit... Disciple: T_T Disciple: Mandalore, can you give me some advise to be duro-macho like you? Mandalore: Heh...I have some idea. Disciple: Yeah??? What??? Mandalore: Kelborn and I want to make a dancing company, "Mandy & Kelby's Group". We were thinking on hiring female, but we could use you... Disciple: T_T Kreia: Ah, it is Micaela. Disciple: Kreia, use your wisdom and tell me why Exile won't love me!! Kreia: It could be because women like men, not Barbies. Disciple: But I'm nice, cute, blond. and I have shiny teeth!! Kreia: You have all that, yet you lack of something. Disciple: What? Tell me! Kreia: Testosterone. Disciple: T_T !!!! Kreia: However, I know of someone you could have a chance with. Disciple: Yay!!!! Who?? *Mushu shaka paka* Disciple: Hi there, Sasha. ---Yeah it's a bit cruel, but isn't Disciple there for that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot Mira! <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Vrook Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Exile:Why exactly is the man with a black hole for a soul and an insatiatable hunger for death wait his turn to fight? He slaughtered an entire world without hesitation! ----------------- Exile:Why did that Hobo I just killed have Ulic Qel Dromas robes of infinite power? And why didn't he use it against me? -------------------- Exile:Why are the people on this planet so erratic? Every time one of them walks into me it looks like they can get stuck for hours! --------------------------- Mandalore(to kreia before going to Iziz):See Kex over there, he was once a common thug working for some mercenaries.(Kex types away at the air infront of him as though he didn't here a thing) He's never been quite the same since that blow to his head when we rescued him. ------------------------------ Forgive me if they don't make sense, it's late and I had a bout of inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Exile to Nihilus: EAT ME!!!!! Nihilus:GROPOGRMONGETMNUDSFOJ Exile: Dang the MIB stunt of killing him from the inside won't work... What happens if i push? :taps Nihilus, nihilus falls: Exile:And off the Ravenger we go... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitropowah Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 You forgot Mira! <_< <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Disciple: Hi Mira, can we talk? Mira: Talk? About what? About how that little mandalorian girl left you for a gizka? Disciple: *snif* Don't bring the Sasha thing again... Disciple: I just wanted to know your opinion on me. Mira: Yeah, well I don't have any time for you. Don't you see? I've got THE attitude. I've got the cool. And I've got the kick-@ss outfit. Get it? Disciple: And I've got the teeth, the hair and the cute fa... *interrupted* HK-47: Statement: The word "cute" is unnacceptable in this corner of the ship, genderly confused meatbag. HK-47:Threat: It will require that I take you to med-bay, and punish you with six hundred sixty-six hair pulls. Disciple: Nooooooooo *cries* Mira won't you help me? I'm nice and cute don't let him hurt me!! Mira: Nah I think I'll watch you suffer while sipping juma juice. If I needed a teddy bear I'd pick up Hanharr, anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Onderon docing authority: "Welcome to Iziz. May I see your Starport Visa?" Exile [heavy mexican accent]: "Visa? We don't need no stinking Visa!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Kreia: (passively to Atton) Also in private we will be free from the foolish and imbeciles. Atton: Hey Kreia..*starts clapping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Thread pruned... Please keep on topic, despite how weak the topic may be " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Kreia: "You come with questions... [*sigh*] Ask, and I will answer." Exile: "Fine. How quick can my lightsaber cut that smugness out of your voice?" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Kreia: "And do not mate with her. Whatever you may feel, whatever... urges consume you, do not let them control you. Such a union would breed... difficulties." Exile: "Oh, what a wonderful idea. I really hadn't thought of that - thanks for suggesting it. Wait here while I charge up her loading ramp..." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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