jodo kast 5 Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 (Onderon soldier when he sees the Baskilist war droid in Iziz) (Trooper) Yes commander! I can see the baskilist now! (Commander) Well, whats it doing!? (Trooper) It seems to have mounted the Handmaden! Oh, my virgin eyes! (Commander) Get me a pic right now! (Trooper) No way! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ioini Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Exile: Why is it that I feel like i'm being controlled by someone that is using some sort of technology to do it? Me: That's cause you are my puppet! Dance for me puppet! *Taps the left and right movement keys* Exile: *This is degrading* --------------------------- Atris: *Shocks Handmaiden* Did you look upon him with love? *Shocks Handmaiden* Did you grab his behind?! *Shocks her some more* Handmaiden: Yes I did. It felt pretty silky. Atris: DIE!!!
E_Motion Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Atris: *Shocks Handmaiden* Did you look upon him with love? *Shocks Handmaiden* Did you grab his behind?! *Shocks her some more* Handmaiden: Yes I did. It felt pretty silky. Atris: DIE!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) ***********************
Matadore Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 The Exile walks into the morgue on Peragus... [Exile:] "I see dead people..."
darth spock Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Exile: Can we talk? Mira: Talk? About what? Exile: Nothing really. Just wanted to know you better. Mira: Really? Director: [yelling] NO! That's not in the script! Mira: [to director] What the hell are you saying? I get no romance subplot! Director: Welll, I guess... Mira: So you made wear these skimpy clothes for no reason other than to get a group of fanboys? Director: It's not like that... Mira: [to Exile] You just wanna ad-lib these conversations? Exile: Let's ad-lib the entire thing. Oh, how about we just do the entire thing the opposite of the script. This game needs some action. Mira: So, where were we? Exile: The talking part. [to crew] Roll it again. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
thepixiesrock Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Do the Manta Ray. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 "Scene 35 take 6-Exile Kicks it Freestyle" Exile: Yo T3 gimmie a beat! T3-M4- Beep boob beep boop chimedi dime (continues) Exile: ::raps::
Jediphile Posted July 16, 2005 Posted July 16, 2005 Kreia: "It travels with you, like an echo through the force..." Exile: "WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THOSE STUPID ECHOES, YOU ANNOYING CRONE!!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
E_Motion Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Kreia: "It travels with you, like an echo through the force..." Exile: "WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THOSE STUPID ECHOES, YOU ANNOYING CRONE!!!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> heh heh - about time somebody said that. (w00t)
Jediphile Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Bounty Hunter: "Finally we have found you - surrender or die, Jedi!" Evil Exile: "The next one who calls me a jedi is going to feel my lightsaber where the sun never shines!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Bounty Hunter: "Finally we have found you - surrender or die, Jedi!" Evil Exile: "The next one who calls me a jedi is going to feel my lightsaber where the sun never shines!!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...The earths core? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 No, England. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Truly. Smashing job old bean. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
jodo kast 5 Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Back on topic, the Green Dragon is in his predatory spam hunting mode! :ph34r:
Damnhippies50 Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Character-- "Can't touch this" Character to Jedi-- "Get out of my way you old fart"
EnderAndrew Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Kreia if you equip her with a blaster. "This is such an uncivilized weapon."
jodo kast 5 Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Kreia if you equip her with a blaster. "This is such an uncivilized weapon." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Puts it to her head and pulls the trigger.*
Ioini Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Exile: Can I ask you a question? Handmaiden: You may ask. Exile: Why are you called the Handmaidens? Handmaiden: Come closer and you'll find out.
Calax Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 "Mistress, the last among us is gone..." "Oh, well you realize what I'm going to have to do to you now?" "NO! MISTRESS PLEASE NOT THE LEATHER NO I'LL TAKE THE BOX, PLEASE MISTRESS! UNGH!" "Sombody needs to be punished some more I think." :SNAP: :Crack: Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
jodo kast 5 Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 @ Calax:gold @Ioni:Guess things are going to get heated up in the cargo hold, eh?
WinterSun Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 "Mistress, the last among us is gone..." "Oh, well you realize what I'm going to have to do to you now?" "NO! MISTRESS PLEASE NOT THE LEATHER NO I'LL TAKE THE BOX, PLEASE MISTRESS! UNGH!" "Sombody needs to be punished some more I think." :SNAP: :Crack: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atris in leather?Oooh yeah master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Petay Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 "Mistress, the last among us is gone..." "Oh, well you realize what I'm going to have to do to you now?" "NO! MISTRESS PLEASE NOT THE LEATHER NO I'LL TAKE THE BOX, PLEASE MISTRESS! UNGH!" "Sombody needs to be punished some more I think." :SNAP: :Crack: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atris in leather?Oooh yeah <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atris?? I hope your talking about the concept art atris there! Unless you like the old-kinda thing, in which case....go....ahead.
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