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Aww, chocolate pierced by needles. One of the best album covers ever. And so fitting. :blink:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I hate the haters ^_^

 

No, I really can't stand those anti-americans, anti-finnish, anti-swedish..... crap.

 

Anyway, all people equal **** in some measure, no matter which nationality they are. But not all of them, I mean - if there is a porion of **** in some culture (say American), it doesn't mean that ALL americans are ****!

 

Anyways, you always need to look at the mirror first.

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Conan said it, so it must be true

 

 

Aww, shucks.... he said that? That just breaks my heart.. I thought we were friends Conan!! :thumbsup:

 

*cries*

 

 

Well, I guess there'll be no international TV prize for you Mr O'brien! You can kiss your fine crystal Kostaboda vaze goodbye!

 

 

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This Conan must die. Give the job to Von Sydow

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Yes, the midwest is SO proud of Fred Phelps. No surpise that his church is in Kansas. The midwest is JUST as bad as the south for bible thumpers.

 

Fred Phelps is the same man who organized a protest when Rent was touring in Kansas.

Hey...I'm in the midwest...

 

I thump no bibles...nor do bibles thump me. I'm strictly against the thumpage of bibles, or other fantasy novels in general. :devil:

 

I agree though, large number of people out here have that look about 'em. Ya know...that "God is my savior, he loves me...but...not you, 'cause your wearing a pink scarf" look.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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