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I've lost my mind...! (w00t)

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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"Hey gang ready to go solve the mystery of the phantom headhunters?"

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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This isn't something I'm too proud of but......

 

One time I was playing BG2 for something like 20 or so hours straight and I only got up a couple of times to use the bathroom, and this guy Brandon came over who I berely knew and we started to take gravity bong hits out of my sink. All I remember was that Dead Milkman song, Lets Get The Baby high was playing in the background , and I was looking out the window and it was like if you ever seen a video where someone just went up and knocked the camera over. i didn't know what the hell had happened and all this guy Brandon could ask was, "Where do you get your weed at ?" And I was like, "Oh, man don't worry that kind of stuff always happen to me."

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I once played Morrowind for 8 hours straight, got so into the game I forgot to save, and it crashed on me. It's so easy to do for me, cause I get to exploring and reading the books, that I lose track of time, and also the fact that it's still a game and I should save every so often.

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Democracy is a lie. Sleep is merely an excuse...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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well .. not enough juicy stories here! hehe

 

I'll give it a shot ..

 

At this certain party I decided to have a drinking contest with a close friend .. both of us started with 70cl of Vodka, and just worked our way through the bottle! halfway I gave up (couldn't feel my mouth any longer and started spilling Vodka on myself) .. needless to say in a matter of minutes I became extremely drunk! and then it all goes black!

 

I wake up .. my head hurts like hell! and it's really bright in the room I'm in .. I look up and can't recognice a single thing! (It was the next day and I was lying in the hostess bedroom) next to me there's a lovely lady, apperantly in my clothing and covered with plastic jewelry, I look down, and I'm apperantly in hers and covered in the same kind of jewelry! (slowly unzip the pants .. "oh thank God, still have my own underwear on")

 

it then turns out (as I discover by speaking to all the ones who slept over) that I had arranged a strip contest! won it with the hostess .. she had then dragged me into her bedroom (each in our own clothes).. and noone heard from us, until the next morning where I came out in her clothes.. now I don't know, and will never ask, what happened in that room! I don't even think I want to know ..

 

but to tie this with an computer event (because it apparently has to?) .. I went to visit a friend of mine, and tried to play CS, still very drunk, and to no suprise I got my ass severly whopped .. well no suprise because I always do, but this time I had fun doing it! :D

 

so the moral of the story .. drink alcohol before playing CS, and you won't be a bad loser!

Fortune favors the bald.

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well Ludozee .. I went in and asked for my clothes .. she looked just as confused as I was when I woke up! so I actually don't think any of us know what happened that fateful night! :-

 

and we haven't really spoken of it since ..

Fortune favors the bald.

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well Ludozee .. I went in and asked for my clothes .. she looked just as confused as I was when I woke up! so I actually don't think any of us know what happened that fateful night!  :-

 

and we haven't really spoken of it since ..

Kinda reminds me of this story I read on bash.org. Don't know if it's true though, but it sure is funny: Linkage

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LOL .. eh well asides from the s*** and the sexual content .. yes I can see how my story would remind you of that one! or .. well only the "went to her dorm" part actually

Fortune favors the bald.

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I bet what happened was that your friends noticed you passing out, and apparently the hostess passed out too. So to play you both a practical joke, they switched your clothes, put you both in her bed and covered you in plastic jewelry.

 

The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse.

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I bet what happened was that your friends noticed you passing out, and apparently the hostess passed out too. So to play you both a practical joke, they switched your clothes, put you both in her bed and covered you in plastic jewelry.

 

The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse.

;)
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hehe .. could be, never considered that actually! was it you??? :D

 

although I never found that condom, maybe she had it .. :blink:

 

at least I didn't wake up naked in swedish apartment elevator with a condom stuck in my arse! (getting married the same day) and then reliving the same day over again until I fix everything!

 

that would suck ..

Fortune favors the bald.

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The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse.

LMFAO

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse.

LMFAO

at least it didn't have a toy car or gerbil in it!!

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Dont leave things inside other people, its bad form.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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