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why no fat npcs? i mean, yeah, everyone has to fight to live, but pulling a blaster doesnt take very much strength?!?!?!?! i mean a fat gangster (not a hutt for once ) or sumthing ;)

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well the ambassidor on Manan wasn't all that trim. but other than that neither have I.

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Nope. Not unless you can recruit Ajuur, Zax, or Motta into your party. Sorry, chief.

 

Everybody loves the svelte hardbody type, I guess. Comic-esque.

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Ahlan Matale looked like he had a beer gut. He wasn't a party NPC, but he was a game NPC who you interacted with.

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Which guy was that? Do you mean the guy on Tattooine?

 

The guy in the murder case on Dantooine was pudgy.

 

Twi'lek master - "I see, why do you think he's guilty?"

Revan - "Because he's fat."

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Fat people and sex are not allowed in Lucas's Star Wars universe. :thumbsup:"

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First one I understand, but second one...

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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"why no fat npcs? i mean, yeah, everyone has to fight to live, but pulling a blaster doesnt take very much strength?!?!?!?! i mean a fat gangster (not a hutt for once ) or sumthing"

 

Not for your party. A fat person might be able to shoot a gun as well as anyone but fat people are not known for great stamina and sicne youa re running all over the plae and having to dodge bullets and sabres and the like they would just slow the party down and get you killed. At best they'd make good jet fighters and even then that's pushing it. They're best being PCs sitting down at the computer stuffing their face with chips while playing KOTOR2.

 

R00fles!

 

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Posted

Npc's that werent party members were fat in K1, but when you think about having a fat party member... they wouldnt be very good at all the physical things you would have to do ;)

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Npc's that werent party members were fat in K1, but when you think about having a fat party member... they wouldnt be very good at all the physical things you would have to do :o

Either than or he would loose all the excess weight after all that running... :)

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He prays for their beauty not doom

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porkins1.jpg

 

Reporting for duty.

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Posted

Yeah... and he was called Porkins. OMG. :ph34r:

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Yeah... and he was called Porkins. OMG. :ph34r:

 

And according to his entry at starwars.com (yes, he actually has an entry) the novelization of the first movie gave him the nickname of 'Piggy.' <_<

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you

But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies

Maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

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He was so heavy that crashed.

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

Was he the one that said the legendary

 

"They came from.....behind" :)

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

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