rjshae Posted May 28 Posted May 28 Live-Action Elden Ring Movie on the Way from A24 and Director Alex Garland Of course it's not going to be another video game to movie train wreck, right? "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
majestic Posted May 28 Posted May 28 This is going to be good, an 80 hour experimental movie with no plot that consists of the protagonist wantonly killing thousands of creatures because the Gloam-Eyed Queen told them to. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
rjshae Posted May 30 Posted May 30 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Malcador Posted June 2 Posted June 2 On 5/28/2025 at 3:40 AM, majestic said: This is going to be good, an 80 hour experimental movie with no plot that consists of the protagonist wantonly killing thousands of creatures because the Gloam-Eyed Queen told them to. That was the screenplay I wrote for a Diablo movie. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
majestic Posted June 2 Posted June 2 2 hours ago, Malcador said: That was the screenplay I wrote for a Diablo movie. Diablo's story is more developed than that of any Soulsborne game, not counting Sekiro as it isn't truly one. 1 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
Malcador Posted June 3 Posted June 3 3 hours ago, majestic said: Diablo's story is more developed than that of any Soulsborne game, not counting Sekiro as it isn't truly one. True, my idea was just watching 4 guys do endless Baal and Mephisto runs 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
majestic Posted June 3 Posted June 3 7 hours ago, Malcador said: True, my idea was just watching 4 guys do endless Baal and Mephisto runs I think it would be better to change the runs to Pindleskin grindnig. Title the film Chasing Zod and could sprinkle interviews with people who actualy found a Zod in between, lots of social media coverage by people who faked finding a Zod until they made it, and interviews with a bunch of grinders who still believe that the game isn't rigged. I'd also suggest a libertarian view from Guard Dog and an interview with Hurlshot just to make sure you get a dose of that utterly unwarranted optimism. And you have a great exploration of the human condition in capitalist America in 2025 via video game allegory. Might even win you a prize or two. 1 1 No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
Sarex Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Watched The Phoenician Scheme in a crappy movie theater, with my parents. Suffice it to say, they did not like it. I don't even know why they picked it. Probably because it was between Jurassic World and some other stupid movie. As for me, I liked it. There is not much new to this Wes Anderson movie, expect for the new actors he cast, but as of yet I am still not bored by the formula. 1 "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP
Gfted1 Posted June 16 Posted June 16 Some new stuff in there. Edit: Whoa, I didnt even recognize Pamela Anderson until I reread the ticket at the top. http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
rjshae Posted June 17 Posted June 17 On 6/12/2025 at 10:56 PM, bugarup said: They should call it "Spaceballs To", just to mess with the grammar space nazi's. It's good to see Mel Brooks still kicking around at 98. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Gromnir Posted June 19 Posted June 19 On 6/16/2025 at 3:19 PM, Gfted1 said: Some new stuff in there. Edit: Whoa, I didnt even recognize Pamela Anderson until I reread the ticket at the top. am gonna admit that the part that made us open a search engine were the director credit? akeva schaffer? ... directed and wrote for snl from 2005-2011. whole lotta episodes worth o' directing credits and we had literal never heard o' him before today. ok then. admitted, is no shock his director movie credits were all flicks we never saw. he has an acting credit for the weird al parody biopic from 2022, and that is something am having meant to watch, but... ... am so outta touch. HA! Good Fun! "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)
Amentep Posted Wednesday at 07:35 PM Posted Wednesday at 07:35 PM 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted Thursday at 12:17 PM Author Posted Thursday at 12:17 PM James Bond to be directed by Denis Villeneuve I'm sure this will be a must see for @Bartimaeus 1 2 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
majestic Posted Thursday at 08:57 PM Posted Thursday at 08:57 PM 8 hours ago, PK htiw klaw eriF said: James Bond to be directed by Denis Villeneuve I'm sure this will be a must see for @Bartimaeus On the bright side, the film can't get any worse than Quantum of Solace or Skyfall. That's physically impossible. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.
Lexx Posted Thursday at 09:03 PM Posted Thursday at 09:03 PM Somehow I didn't like James Bond movies since.. ever. Goldeneye is kinda cool I guess, but all I remember from it is that tank scene. Mission Impossible on the other hand is actually quite a bunch of fun movies. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Amentep Posted Thursday at 09:49 PM Posted Thursday at 09:49 PM 50 minutes ago, majestic said: On the bright side, the film can't get any worse than Quantum of Solace or Skyfall. That's physically impossible. As long as it's better than the last one... I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Sarex Posted Thursday at 10:40 PM Posted Thursday at 10:40 PM If anyone can do it it's Denis. He hasn't missed so far. "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP
Amentep Posted Friday at 01:44 AM Posted Friday at 01:44 AM 1 1 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Bartimaeus Posted Friday at 10:58 AM Posted Friday at 10:58 AM 22 hours ago, PK htiw klaw eriF said: James Bond to be directed by Denis Villeneuve I'm sure this will be a must see for @Bartimaeus As someone who has watched a handful of James Bond films spread a number of decades and came away disliking or hating them all, I'm personally very happy to see this pairing - so long as nobody tries to convince me to watch the resulting garbage. Confining Dennis' talents to James Bond seems a small mercy on the part of the universe, honestly. 1 Quote Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.
rjshae Posted Friday at 02:19 PM Posted Friday at 02:19 PM The Bond films can be fun popcorn movies, although most are politically dated at this point. As spy films though, they are too over the top. Except, perhaps, for Casino Royale. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
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