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Malcador

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On 12/2/2024 at 4:21 AM, LadyCrimson said:

I'll let you guess which "type" I am. 😁

 

Type A. Being any other way would result in violence from my mother so I learned.

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Sarex

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3 hours ago, Malcador said:

Type A. Being any other way would result in violence from my mother so I learned.

Good woman!

"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

Malcador

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LadyCrimson

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Instead of personality or time of day, my brain wants to relate this to age, except I'd add a couple categories:
200%=kid/teenager, 100%=20's/30's, 75%=40's, 50%=50's, 25%=60's, and 1%=me in 15+ years, assuming I make it there. 😁

 

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Chilloutman

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I am like 50 - 200 but I never get the 100 on point

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Malcador

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Just one more

 

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
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rjshae

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Did you know that a gram of Uranium has 20 billion calories?

Yet another reason not to consume Uranium.

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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