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here we go, when assembler coders come by? :)

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

42 minutes ago, Chilloutman said:

here we go, when assembler coders come by? :)

They are too busy earning money and being successful to waste it on an Internet forum.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

https://www.blogto.com/city/2021/11/dancing-cactus-toy-walmart/

"The toy sings in English, Spanish and Polish, but it's the inclusion of the track "Gdzie jest biały węgorz?" by Polish rapper Cypis that is really ruffling the feathers of concerned adults. The song's title translates to "Where is the White Eel?," with 'white eel' listed on Urban Dictionary as a reference to lines of cocaine."

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I was talking with my 7th grade students about this the other day and asked how many of them understand cryptocurrencies and NFT's. A few raised their hands and I asked them if they could teach me, because I could use the money. They all put their hands back down. Either they don't really understand or they are holding out on me.

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Heck the Brits celebrate a failed attempt to blow up Parliament.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    47 minutes ago, rjshae said:

    Heck the Brits celebrate a failed attempt to blow up Parliament.

    And a lot of countries have "Independence from the Brits" day. :biggrin: 

    3 hours ago, bugarup said:

    And a lot of countries have "Independence from the Brits" day. :biggrin: 

    I think if it gets averaged out, there would be one every six days of the year.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Line for the educated barbarian:  "Congratulations. You've triggered my fight or flight response. Trouble being, I ain't got wings." [unsheathes two handed sword]

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    If you feel the showrunner and folks working on the WoT have no regard, care or understanding of the books...

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