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Raithe Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 Or is this more politics? 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 The Stages of Sunday... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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Hurlshort Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Raithe said: Or is this more politics? It's more politics. The restorative justice is the one that gets me. It amazes me how many people can't grasp that. Let them rot in prison. 2
Guard Dog Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Hurlsnot said: It's more politics. The restorative justice is the one that gets me. It amazes me how many people can't grasp that. Let them rot in prison. It seems to me the ones most eager to tell you about Jesus are the ones who understand Him the least. No excuse for that really. Not like there are not four recountings of eyewitness testimony. One of which (Mark) is likely written by the eyewitness "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Gfted1 Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 Eh, for some crimes the perpetrator deserves to rot in prison, for others, not so much. Restore away. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Raithe Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 Contemporary Research... 1 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
InsaneCommander Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 15 hours ago, rjshae said: In a nutshell. Depending on the nut. What do you mean "depending on the nut"? Do you have a problem with some nuts? 1
Hurlshort Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Gfted1 said: Eh, for some crimes the perpetrator deserves to rot in prison, for others, not so much. Restore away. I realize this is taking away from the funny, but this is a fantastic chart that shows the breakdown: 6,700 kids locked up over technical violations. 1 1 1 2
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Keyrock Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 ^ Best perpetual villains: Kurtwood Smith Christopher Walken Ronny Cox Danny Trejo Dennis Hopper Michael Ironside Am I missing anyone notable? RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Raithe Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Keyrock said: ^ Best perpetual villains: Kurtwood Smith Christopher Walken Ronny Cox Danny Trejo Dennis Hopper Michael Ironside Am I missing anyone notable? Malcolm McDowell? Tim Curry for the scene chewing.... Mark Strong? Although they've started balancing out his villain/good guy support roles. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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Gorth Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Keyrock said: ^ Best perpetual villains: Kurtwood Smith Christopher Walken Ronny Cox Danny Trejo Dennis Hopper Michael Ironside Am I missing anyone notable? Yes. Gary Oldman 1 1 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Keyrock Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 Malcolm McDowell and Gary Oldman were definitely big oversights on my part. In an unrelated story: 1 3 1 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
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Raithe Posted May 24, 2021 Posted May 24, 2021 Since David refuses to desist from his incessant punnery, I have reluctantly concluded that I have an obligation to determine which circle of Hell he is destined to occupy in the afterlife. Unfortunately, the great sage Dante Alighieri left us no clear guidance on the subject. It seems clear that the eternal damnation of punsters must lie on one of three levels: Either the Third (Gluttony), the Seventh (Violence) or the Eighth (Fraud.) A good case can certainly be made for the first two. Gluttony, in that the punster has an insatiable and never-satisfied craving for the lowest form of humor in existence. And Violence, of course, since the essence of his "humor" is the brutal mangling of sane language usage. Nonetheless, I think the best case can be made for condemnation to the Eighth Circle of Hell, which Dante designated at the destination of those guilty of fraud. Within the eighth circle is another called the Malebolge (“Evil Pockets”), which houses 10 separate bolgias (“ditches”). In these exist types of those who commit fraud: panderers/seducers; flatterers; simoniacs (those who sell ecclesiastical preferment); sorcerers/astrologers/false prophets; barrators (corrupt politicians); hypocrites; thieves; false counselors/advisers; schismatics (those who separate religions to form new ones); and alchemists/counterfeiters, perjurers, impersonators, etc. Each bolgia is guarded by different demons, and the inhabitants suffer different punishments, such as the simoniacs, who stand head-first in stone bowls and endure flames upon their feet. Fraud is the very essence of the punster's "art." He begins a sentence or paragraph by positing a clear and logical use for a given word or term, and then at the very end distorts it into sheer nonsense. Where else could he wind up but in the Eighth Circle? His sad but just fate to be suspended over a moat filled with alligators by a hook driven through his conniving tongue "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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